Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 01, 2010

This guy is dead meat.

I sense a disturbance in the force.

Don’t encourage Victoria

I like where this could go. The possibilities are great.

why do i have a bad feeling about this

Too late, Victoria, we already are.

Victoria has your number, Danae….

The steel called stainless steel actually is a steel that stains “less”…it is not stain proof or it would be called “stainproof …..hence the name, “stainless”. This is misunderstood by many, because it can corrode and also lose it’s sheen if not cared for which calls for stainless steel cleansers.

Yea sure that’s what THEY WANT you to believe, I’m still going for that whole corporate zombie mind control idea.

too much drama here… Joe will not live happy…

kreole, kreole, why spoil a good story? I’m with Victoria.

I think they put chemicals in the water that make it seem to us humanoids, to be stainless when really it’s all spotty..

I wouldn’t want any stains on the cleaner that I use for steel. Would you?

woohoo! Good one, Vicky!

damned corporate-controlled zombies! just touch strainless steel……finger prints everywhere. you need a cleaner. good one,lorddogmore!

This is going to be quite the series… Can’t wait for more!

Victoria’s absolutely (sp) corredct!!dIt’s a vast right-wing leftist plot

Toss victoria out! she is bad news.

It’s all evil – unless Danae is in control, of course.

mad kanga & Kreole, who do you want to spoil the story?

She’s going to be a great Mom.

Life around Victoria will not be boring, that’s for sure.

Was that the space-time continuum I just heard ripping? Mayhaps it was the fabric between multi-verses?

I’m liking Victoria more every day!

Maybe it’s an abrasive cleaner made with small particles of stainless steel?

There are many different types of stainless steel. Used in industry for different types of service.

It won’t be a surprise to me if Danae and Victoria produce critical mass soon.

Huh, I just wash my stainless steel eating utensils with dishsoap and water. I didn’t know I was supposed to use a special cleaner. I must run out and buy some!

And you’re just now figuring this out Joe?

Yes, dangerous is better than boring!! ….or so I’ve been told.

Kreole, that’s the exact same speech I was given when I was unemployed one summer, and my father made me go to a knife selling seminar.

BTW, there’s something sexy about women who pull their legs up under them when they sit. For one thing, it means they’re young and thin enough to pull their legs up under them!

@seed_drill…Not Cutco! Not that! Anything but that!

Wiley, I didn’t think it was possible for you to make this strip more fun, but somehow you have done it. Thank you for your fabulous stories and fantastic art.

Congratulations! I love your strip - it is one I save until the very last - cause it’s best!

Tell me again…what does Victoria see in Joe?

@ madKanga - at least kreole got to the point without regaling us with stories of his/her youth.

ok, are “rules” going to be Victoria’s way of fighting the great corporate zombie conspiracy? PS, i can handle boring, but danger in the strip is a GOOD thing! three cheers for Wiley!

I love the cozy Love Seat. Curling up in one with your loved one is the best! If it is one way I can be considered sexy, I’m in…

@ LuvH8 — Most stainless cleaners are for use on sinks and appliance surfaces not “silverware”. The spray cleaners have mineral spirits and can be quite dangerous. -Takes fingerprints off quite nicely from stainless surfaces.

Joe’s life will not be boring. Either he will learn to tune Victoria and Danae out, or he will learn to respond in self-defense, or he will become their control rod. But it should be a good ride, whatever happens!

Wiley - mate this is good stuff - keep it coming

I think I like her. lol

Oh I LOVE this! Victoria is perfect! This is going to be fun -

Marry her , Joe. She’s the only one who can keep Danae from ruling the world.

Congrats to Non Sequitur and Wiley. I get my NS fix online and my daily calendar…can’t function without it.

Victoria is nice but why do I get the feeling that Brenda is going to suddenly come back to town?????

Non Sequitur Fans! Go back to the beginning! GENIUS or not!

danae AND victoria ganging up on joe….

POOR, POOR JOE! :) BTW…I RECEIVE STRIPS FROM GOCOMICS VIA E-MAIL AND I GOT A NOTE SAYING NS IS CELEBRATING TEN YEARS…. THOUGHT YOUR STRIP WAS AROUND LONGER THAN THAT, WILEY, BUT ANYWAY, HEARTFELT CONGRATULATIONS ON THE ANNIVERSARY. IT WAS A SAD DAY WHEN THE PAPER I READ, THE MONTEREY COUNTY HERALD, REMOVED THE STRIP FROM THEIR COMICS PAGE. SO, I STARTED READING IT IN THE CHRON… THEN, I HEARD ABOUT IT BEING HERE….

HAPPY DAY!!!!!

Did Joe and Victoria get married? Did I miss the event??

I don’t know about the rest of you, but reading the correct explanation for “stainless steel cleaner” made the strip funnier, not less funny, to me!

so, are they living together now, or are they already married?