Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 16, 2014

Light…and yet crispy!

What with all the natural stupidity, a little environmental malfunction is hardly noticeable.

With no gravity, won’t Bucky lose his head?

A light breakfast has fewer calories.

Gravity just leggo his Eggo! Its weight is waffling! At least he’s not eating a heavy breakfast.

I have never mastered the art of waffles (as opposed to waffling); I make light pancakes, but not that light!

Nothing escapes Brewster while he’s holding a spork . . . ☻

Gang way!!!! Pam comin’ thru!!! She’s headed for the scales to record her weight before the gravity comes back on.

(And the bra shop in the ship’s mall just filed for bankruptcy.)

I dunno, I think it’s vital to keep those things under control in zero-G. I once read a story that had a line about “more than one pilot had lost control of the ship when an unholstered female crewmember passed by”.

Sharp as a dumbbell, that Brewster.

Faster than the speed of light and crispy…

I think his floaty is waffling…

Brewster, your waffle has been all floaty for years!

Quit waffling Brewster!

It’s a cameo of Bill Clinton’s icon from “Doonesbury”!

Oldbot, absolutely, because the rest of Bucky’s face isn’t.