Arlo: The squirrel eats the tomato...
Arlo: I cut the rope, and...
Arlo: No more vegetable thief!
Janis: Where on Earth did you get such a ridiculous thing?
ACME / ACME
A cat’s appetite or lack of same has no effect on their hunting ability or desire. In fact a well fed cat has proven to be a better hunter than a hungry or starving one.
Ace Hardware comes up sooner in the alphabet than Acme. (One theory on the popularity of the Acme name is that it comes up high alphabetically in the phone book, therefore Ace must be better.)
We are part of our environment, therefore whatever we do is natural.Planting crops so our children don’t starve DOES limit food for our fellow critters, but that’s not as important to our spouses and chilluns.
I caught two squirrels in my Havaheart trap today. A neighbor saw me release them both times and came over wanting to know why the heck I would do that. He thought I should drown them too. I’m only trying to exterminate the chipmunks who are burrowing into the chinks between the house and the foundation. Squirrels live in trees. Yesterday I got yelled by another neighbor for my curbside chipmunk pile. I think someone might call the authorities if I start adding woodland creatures indiscriminately. Knowing my luck, there’s probably some ordinance against what I’m doing.
GR6 over 10 years ago
After Arlo cuts the rope, the anvil won’t fall until he goes and stands on the X and looks up to see what went wrong.
lynnskay over 10 years ago
Coyote called. He wants his anvil back.
Stand back, that branch is going to break in 3…2…1…
George Alexander over 10 years ago
Squirrel burger with tomato catsup. Yum Yum.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
beep beep!
georgelanigan over 10 years ago
This kind of thing never worked for Wile E. Coyote, what makes you think it will work for you.
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 10 years ago
Hey! I buy all my tools from ACME.
Q4horse over 10 years ago
It’s the rabbits, not the squirrels that steal vegetables.
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member over 10 years ago
Meep!,Meep!
starcandles Premium Member over 10 years ago
Hahahaha! Love the reference! Brings back memories!
jploch5408 over 10 years ago
Thanks, Looney Tunes!
Chuck_it_all over 10 years ago
Or, he could get a dog. I recommend the sheepdog that works straight union time.
Chuck_it_all over 10 years ago
It appears Luddie is not very interested in rodents.
What you get when you feed your cat too well.
doublepaw over 10 years ago
A cat’s appetite or lack of same has no effect on their hunting ability or desire. In fact a well fed cat has proven to be a better hunter than a hungry or starving one.
Reppr Premium Member over 10 years ago
Acme Anvil I want one!
mjmyers over 10 years ago
The the the the the the the the that’s all, folks!
Nighthawks Premium Member over 10 years ago
Chuck_it_all over 10 years ago
On the other hand, my terrier mix loves to chase squirrels and even catches and kills a few.
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
Arlo, just don’t go painting any fake tunnel entrances anywhere!
Ermine Notyours over 10 years ago
Ace Hardware comes up sooner in the alphabet than Acme. (One theory on the popularity of the Acme name is that it comes up high alphabetically in the phone book, therefore Ace must be better.)
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
We are part of our environment, therefore whatever we do is natural.Planting crops so our children don’t starve DOES limit food for our fellow critters, but that’s not as important to our spouses and chilluns.
lessa49002 over 10 years ago
Sounds like he got the idea from Rube Goldberg
bsqnbay over 10 years ago
Funniest A&J in a long time.
Varnes over 10 years ago
I can’t believe Arlo would kill anything, or that Janis would let him…..
FosterGrant over 10 years ago
meep…meep!
ladylagomorph76 over 10 years ago
Q4horse….Gophers. Not bunnies. Gophers! Our DIL got cats, the cats get the gophers.
Doctor11 over 10 years ago
This isn’t going to end well.
amaryllis2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Squirrels don’t even like tomatoes, but they raid them all and suck out the juice and leave the rest.
locake over 10 years ago
There’s a lot more than one squirrel. He will have to go through the procedure many times.
oconnovf over 10 years ago
Meep! Meep! Zoooom!
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 10 years ago
I caught two squirrels in my Havaheart trap today. A neighbor saw me release them both times and came over wanting to know why the heck I would do that. He thought I should drown them too. I’m only trying to exterminate the chipmunks who are burrowing into the chinks between the house and the foundation. Squirrels live in trees. Yesterday I got yelled by another neighbor for my curbside chipmunk pile. I think someone might call the authorities if I start adding woodland creatures indiscriminately. Knowing my luck, there’s probably some ordinance against what I’m doing.
natureboyfig4 Premium Member over 5 years ago
You’d be better off using a pellet gun, Arlo. The anvil will ruin the meat and pelt.