Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 12, 2014

I knew it! :-)

Whew!And here I thought some smelly footings were going to smack me in the face while I was dancing drunkenly under a low bar.

But do they serve pie?

If this one didn’t hit so close to home. I might be able to find the humor in it.

I see one didn’t get there yet……It’s hangin’ on the end of Danae’s bed…..

And the clouds are made from election year campaign promises!

Several years ago a friend told me that the rings of Saturn were made of all the lost socks and airline luggage.

Sounded good to me.

Hey, it’s a sock hop!

Oh, sock it to ya! Just could not help it, sorry. If the ….. fits…..

I’d wondered…Thanks!A good comic strip entertains, a great one educates!

If I have to do the limbo to get under that velvet rope, I might as well not even try.

With apologies to Jimmy Cliff, “Sitting here in limbo… now I know where socks all go.”

Re: The socks and anything else that goes missing. There are parallel universes. Occasionally they will bump and something in our universe is peeled into the adjoining one. The universes separate. Sometimes, when they bump again, the thing that got peeled away on the previous bump, is peeled back into our universe. It’s a lot simpler explanation that “I misplaced it”. OK, not simpler, but it does explain a lot of missing things that magically reappear.

shouldnt those socks be all different colors?

Cable tv repairpersons are kept in Limbo eternally, as is appropriate.

As far as I can recall, this only applies to Catholics…

“I thought when they purged a few of the saints they called off limbo too.”

why wear socks?

But why is it always the left sock?

As a recovering Catholic, I forgot to mention, that yes, the Church got rid of Limbo a few years ago. Not sure where that leaves the souls that were in there….Kind of leaves them in limbo…

If I was looking for free socks, it would just my damn luck they’d all be left foot only.Signed,Mr. Wilson