Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 16, 2010

Dern teenaged mayflies!

Those terrible “two’s” sure went quick.

I wonder if a Mayfly has a spleen?

Upside is, he won’t need to worry about Social Security going bust

Are those eyes or giant zits?

Well, that’s a new one: giving someone human intelligence is now an act of brute force stupidity.

He has not learned to be a very good teenager - his teeshirt says nothing vulgar.

then, his t shirt would say:

‘eat spleen and die!’

Yeah, that’s more like middle school sarcasm…wait ‘till he really gets into his teenage years.

As bad as his teenage years are they’ll be over in a few minutes.

If he takes really good care of himself, he might live to be 30 hours old!

…but not for long.