The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 29, 2014

Chicken strips? Naked hens?

Just don’t ask for the Baked Alaska.

shoulda just gone to the salad bar and got some stewed tomatos

So if you are a pig and buy a house on an inlet and its not there is that a Bay-con? I guess those employees are a ham-full.

For God’s sake, don’t ask for the beef tips.

Can’t make him happy. He thought the filet of sole was leathery. He said the chili was cold. (I really don’t blame him for being offended by the cat-fish stew they served him that time.) And he got upset when the waitress cut the cheese. And best we just not talk about the green pee soup.

When you say “chicken strips”, you are not differentiating between male and female…. I guess “hen strips” isn’t as catchy. Rooster nuggets? Hmm, don’t think so.

For the riveting conversation……and side show.

Apparently the restaurant has a vegan menu, but non-vegan entertainment.

I had forgotten the Chicken Strips.Now I am afraid to order the Tuna Melt or the Turkey Club.

And steer clear of the Beef Dip

“You misunderstand me waitress Lorna- its not that I didn’t want the Chicken Strips, its that it should have been private. Great pork chops but can they not knock me over”.