Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 09, 2014

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    Aaberon  over 10 years ago

    Yup: most recently, I sat for 2 hours and watched elderly people gamble away the inheritance money for afternoon entertainment. I do buy a lottery ticket and have an inexpensive fantasy hour…

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    phineas81707  over 10 years ago

    All right. I have decreed gambling to be legal!(Suckers. They’ll never win a penny)

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    Wren Fahel  over 10 years ago

    At first I thought they were going to play checkers for it. I had to look again when @Alexikakos mentioned “green”!

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    KEA  over 10 years ago

    They want a stock exchange??

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    stuart  over 10 years ago

    Why burn your money on movies? Video games? Spectator sports? Gambling is entertainment (not my cup of tea, but then neither are spectator sports). As long as it stays firmly on the “expense” side of your ledger, you are good. As soon as you start to think of gambling as potential income, you are becoming addicted.

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    Steve Bartholomew  over 10 years ago

    Gambling in Id? I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

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    tazz555  over 10 years ago

    I believe that is how congress decides most of the laws. That’s way we hear overturning all the time

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 10 years ago

    Gambling WILL exist. The only question is whether or not it will be legal.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 10 years ago

    A tax on fools..Although, really, some skilled gamblers can make it a tax on other fools by playing the odds.Remember, casinos and Lottery Commissions are gambling too, they just have the odds stacked in their favor.Not that he was real, but Brett Maverick never cheated at cards because the other players weren’t good enough for him to need to cheat.

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    neverenoughgold  over 10 years ago

    So, the King is head of the Id Tribe?

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    neverenoughgold  over 10 years ago

    My Dad taught me how to double my money at a casino. Now read carefully, as you will want to remember the lesson:.First Dad said, “Take all your paper money out of your wallet or pocket.”.Then he said, “Now carefully fold all the paper money in half.”.Finally Dad said, “Put all the folded money back into your wallet or pocket, and leave it there.”.Here endeth the lesson…

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