Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 16, 2014

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    BE THIS GUY  about 10 years ago

    I wonder if the principal will also be there?

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    ORMouseworks  about 10 years ago

    NOW you’ve done it, Calvin! ;)

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    watmiwori  about 10 years ago

    The excremental effluvia are about to come into sudden, violent, inelastic contact with the motorised air circulationdevice. Stand clear!

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    arye uygur  about 10 years ago

    What comic book is Calvin’s mom telling him not to read: “C&H”?

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    Topcat05 Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Ohh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive!

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    phineas81707  about 10 years ago

    There is no parent-teacher meeting, is there?

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    verticallychallenged Premium Member about 10 years ago

    I wonder how much Maalox Miss Wormwood chugs before one of Calvin’s conferences? ;)

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    Hobbes Premium Member about 10 years ago

    A parent-teacher conference can be very embarrassing for a student like Calvin who is so far ahead of the class. Such a modest child.Click here: Calvin and Hobbes (February 21, 1991)Here is another example of Calvin’s tremendous speed when doing homework:Click here: Calvin and Hobbes (March 18, 1993)

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    chizzel  about 10 years ago

    The defecation is going to strike the rotating oscillator.

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    jrankin1959  about 10 years ago

    Too late, Calvin – she’s on to you…

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    Fortran Premium Member about 10 years ago

    If she brings up The Noodle Incident, no one can prove Calvin did that!

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    GROG Premium Member about 10 years ago

    “Ahead” wouldn’t be the word I would use.

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    Guilty Bystander  about 10 years ago

    I used to dread it when parent-teacher conferences came up and I wasn’t half the hellion Calvin is (45% maybe). This will NOT go well for our boy.

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    neverenoughgold  about 10 years ago

    Parents who don’t take the time to attend parent teacher conferences are….Well, I don’t think they are being real parents!

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    baldhedjer  about 10 years ago

    Calvin is so screwed now!!!

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    Randolph Larrabee  about 10 years ago

    I feel like I am having a flash back.

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    Aaron Saltzer  about 10 years ago

    Too bad Calvin isn’t Pinocchio. Haha

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    platechick  about 10 years ago

    When my daughter was little she had to stay at aftercare in the cafeteria of the school until I got off work. It was run by the YMCA and they were supposed to supervise homework (they didn’t). Anyway, this one kid in her class ALWAYS had his homework done and my daughter felt inferior. We talked about it and she felt ok. Fast forward, the kid NEVER actually had his homework done and had to repeat that grade! (we still use it as an example as to why its a bad reason to compare yourself to others :~D

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    Number Three  about 10 years ago

    I’m afraid your Mum is not buying it, Calvin.

    Nice try.

    xxx

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    holmswedeholm  about 10 years ago

    Ya gotta wonder HOW it was that the saying got started…when the defecation strikes the Westinghouse (fan). Was it based on an anecdotal observation or just a fertile imagination? Maybe Calvin could research that for us in his time machine or during a daydream in Miss Wormwood’s math lecture….

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    Robert Stroud  about 10 years ago

    Shades of the Screwtape Letters!

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    Susie Derkins D:  about 10 years ago

    Calvin your going to be fine.

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