Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 12, 2010
Transcript:
Bob: Hey, speaking of marriage, is Roger still dead? Joe Pyle: You mean, is he still in Florida? Yes. Geez, Bob... now you're equating both marriage and living in Florida to death?! Bob: You're right, Joe... That's unfair of me... I've only been to Florida. Joe: Ah... so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect? Bob: I don't want to talk about it.
DarthSequitur over 14 years ago
LOL!
In that last panel, Bob looks more like Tricky-Dicky than ever.
Great unexpected punch line Wiley.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Disneygate?
Pacejv over 14 years ago
Huh?
WoodEye over 14 years ago
Pacejv Ditto………..
*Hot Rod* over 14 years ago
is that gay…
poppy1313 over 14 years ago
Yeah what’s the story here Wiley ?
Can't Sleep over 14 years ago
baslimthebeggar – HUH?
victor1234 – HUH?
“I’ve only been to Florida” – uh, you know.
It’s a bad sign when I need an annotation to make it through a comic strip. And a worse sign when I need an annotation to figure out the comments.
I have got to start reading these when I’m awake…
Brer_Rabbit10 over 14 years ago
Ji2M - ROFL!
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Is your photo still at all entrance gates?
jsprat over 14 years ago
geez, what time zone are some of you in?! I’ve got coffee coming out my nose Ji2m. I was banned from a city in my youth, so both the comic and comments strike a cord.
DolphinGirl78 over 14 years ago
Ji2m: LOL! :)
vexatron1984 over 14 years ago
My goodness Bob, what did you DO??
ronaldmundy over 14 years ago
must have been one h**l of a spring break!
DolphinGirl78 over 14 years ago
Dogsniff: I don’t think anyone knows what Bob’s did at Disneyworld… We’re all waiting with baited breath for the next installment to find out though… :D
Potrzebie over 14 years ago
Dogsniff, the title of the strips explains all. Most things that follow in the next panels are illogical. It’s akin to stating that the theory of relativity’s equation is equal to fish!
vldazzle over 14 years ago
I san hardly wait to hear of Bob’s adventure… does it involve many of those drinks with sliced citrus and umbrella?
HabaneroBuck over 14 years ago
It always amazes me that people try to read so much into Wiley’s comics for things, y’know, like humor, only to be disappointed.
Justice22 over 14 years ago
Good one.
Varnes over 14 years ago
I do wonder what kind of drinks Bob enjoys. With the fruit I bet it’s a rum something or other. Captain Morgan?
mjlew01 over 14 years ago
Florida and marriage, Wre people go to die? It’s not only bob who makes that connection.
steverinoCT over 14 years ago
It was the noodle incident.
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
thepeoplesmushroom - so, the newlywed and nearly dead?
leftend86 over 14 years ago
Hey Wiley, perhaps a future ‘toon could be about the weird world of oil prices: “So a rumor of the economy improving causes the speculators to bid up the price of oil which then causes an actual detrimental impact on an economy driven by energy which then causes the actual indicators to fall which leads the speculators to bid down the price of oil which then causes bright rumors of economic recovery leading to bidding up the price of oil leading to another round of real damage to the economy leading to a decrease in the price of oil leading to more rumors and then bidding up again and then….”
Creniere over 14 years ago
Victor: No.
jsprat: chord
tanya: bated
DocToon: done
My work here is done, Tonto…we’ll camp on the edge of town.
Wiley creator over 14 years ago
There will be a big announcement coming soon. It has to wait until it’s made official, though. But I will post it here as soon as i can.
dvoyack over 14 years ago
Let me one thing perfectly clear…..Bob’s not a crook..
leftend86 over 14 years ago
Standing by….
parethed over 14 years ago
I can relate to Bob…I can’t go back to Guadelajara…not that I want to…
alviebird over 14 years ago
Maybe Bob doesn’t remember.
Jascat over 14 years ago
When I can’t understand the comic strip OR the comments, I know it’s time to go to the edit page once again LOL
ottod Premium Member over 14 years ago
Wiley,
Not next week, please. I’ll be off the net.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Bob let’s a little thing like a restraining order stop him? Yep, he’s never been married.
pbarnrob over 14 years ago
Morbid curiosity; why the Brits post curtains around a traffic collision site (I don’t call them ‘accidents’ anymore; Darwin may be at work).
bmonk over 14 years ago
That must have been some restraining order (and the incident that sparked it too) if he was banned from the whole state…what, a 500 mile radius? More?
DarthSequitur over 14 years ago
Aw come on. The most unbelievable thing in the strip is a lawyer who doesn’t want to talk…..
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
BIG PINK MOM, no genius next to your name = no $12 payment