The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 12, 2010

Oy………

Sister Susie sells seashells at the sea shore….

George Brett.

You’re dating yourself, victor1234. But then, just by getting the reference, so am I.

What? Good morning all.

Was this from old comedy routine?

No, Colt-just an old “tongue twister”;-)

An updated and even more convoluted of a classic. I think the extra syllables don’t trip of the tongue well.

You put your finger down his throat.

love the chewed up baseball bat in the background

@Victor1234: Wow, that is an amazingly obscure pine pitch reference. Thanks for the read, its sad that baseball is so lawyer-ed up.

LOL. We need a buh-dum-dum sound effect at the end of this one

hey MontanaLady, if you think that that’s a tongue twister try: toy boat. or the sixth sheet’s sixth sheep. or buckets of bug blood. or good blood bad blood. or unique new york.

Just rub some lemon linament on him and he’ll be fine…

[rimshot]

Woodchucks here, beavers at Reynolds Unwrapped…what’s with all the little furry woods creature cartoons today???

He’s lucky it wasn’t an aluminum bat

Doesn’t she sell C-cells by the seashore?

The Sixth Sheik’s sixth sheeps sick.

Long way to go…

Nice one POPPA1956. I’ve never seen that one before – and it’s impossible.

Just don’t tell the umpire the kid is doctoring his bat…

My favorite is, “Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter, in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb…”

There’s always Dick Smothers’ verse in My Old Man from a long album ago: “My old man’s a cotton-pickin’, finger-lickin’ chicken plucker. What do you think about that?” (To which Tom replies, “You’d better not make a mistake!”)

And George Brett was a clean player who was awesome!

Cartoonists really need to stop trying to out-pun Pastis.

Have you SEEN the teeth on a woodchuck? Put fingers down his throat = lose fingers!

“Suzy sits in the shoeshine shop, and where she sits she shines, and where she …”

Or are we still TV-G here?

There was one about rubber baby buggy bumpers – anyone remember it?

lindz.coop I remember the baby bumpers well – how ‘bout

How much whey would a Zimbob weigh If a Zimbob could weigh whey ?

A Zimbob would weigh all the whey he could weigh, If a Zimbob could weigh whey !!