Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 22, 2014

Today’s Random LAME comes to us from July 06, 2013 and thePulling Up LAME… Topic:Real Vintage Vampire Killing KitA complete and authentic vampire killing kit, circa 1800 and housed in a walnut case, sold for $14,850 in October of 2008.

Blood rituals are among the most ineffective ever devised.The most effective is to do nothing and allow the natural flow of events to carry you. You may need to transcend your current level to achieve one in which the winds are blowing the right way, though, and free yourself from your attachment to the Earth. And even then, being the Wizard of Oz isn’t all it is cracked up to be either.Is Teresa back yet?

—And, Grace, your point is…what? For Lio, it sounds normal. The Family Circus kids are devious, evil, and capable of anything. Dennis Mitchell is a follower, not a leader.

What do you and Luann do for fun when no one is watching, Grace?

They were just cementing their tontine.

Poor Grace will be up nights over this. Probably planning her own coven, or whatever it’d be.

Luann is just jealous—she’s the most bloodless character ever. Trust me on this . . .

Even if it’s true, Grace, they’re still better adjusted than you.