Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 18, 2010
Transcript:
Lucy: What's that you're working on? Danae: Prepared text for my press conference to pacify the public. Lucy: Ah...the "stinky, booger-brained boy" thing, eh? Danae: Yeah...I just need to craft the script well enough to shut everyone up. Lucy: With sincerity, right? Danae: Oh, yes...I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
For all the girls reading this, you know I speak the truth. For all the stinky, booger-brained boys, you probably aren’t listening to this because it’s not sports related, so pacify everyone, pacify.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Okay,I’m pacifiddled already!
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 15 years ago
and true meaning….
thirdguy almost 15 years ago
“pacifiddled” love it!! good one JP
DolphinGirl78 almost 15 years ago
Love Lucy’s expression in panel 3… When I was a girl that age, I really don’t remember if I was that against boys back then… lol I don’t think so given I was a tomboy at heart!
vexatron1984 almost 15 years ago
I sincerely wish many people would shut up and go away, alas we are stuck with them Danae.
Allison Nunn Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I never thought boys were “stinky bogger brains”. I was very jealous that I was not allowed to do what they were (tomboy at heart) and as I grew older I still was jealous of the academics they were offered I was not. “Girls don’t do math & science….” Fortunately I had two Uncles who felt differently and mentored me into a great university that did teach females math & science (and engineering!)! Now women are less discouraged from math & science fields, but we still have a long way to go!
wicky almost 15 years ago
What about the stinky, booger-brained girls, and there are boocoo.
ronaldmundy almost 15 years ago
all this booger braining is making me ill. how far can you REALLY get a finger up your nose?
steverinoCT almost 15 years ago
When you’re away, I’m restless, lonely, Wretched, bored, dejected; only Here’s the rub, my darling dear: I feel the same when you are here. – Samuel Hoffenstein
Wiley creator almost 15 years ago
Ok, it’s now official…
Non Sequitur has been nominated in the “Best Comic Strip” category for this year’s Reuben Awards by the National Cartoonists Society!
http://www.reuben.org/news/
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
That sounds sincere to me. Not nice - but sincere.
threeguysmom almost 15 years ago
Very cool, Wiley. I love this strip. I have for years. Good luck.
crobinson019 almost 15 years ago
Congratulations Wiley! A Reuben is a BIG deal! Heady company Caniff, Crane, Young, Capp, Raymond and Kelly! Good luck to you!!
skipping almost 15 years ago
Yayyyy, Wiley! It is greatly deserved!
NoBrandName almost 15 years ago
Congratulations, Wiley!
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
Best of luck Wiley. We love this collection of characters that you keep us entertained with each day.
Digital Frog almost 15 years ago
Sincerity is the key. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made…
mirthiful almost 15 years ago
Congratulations on the nomination!! You definitely deserve it!
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
A Reuben? Does it come with a pickle? Don’t mind me, I’m just a booger-brained boy. That Sir Booger-Brain to cootie carrying girls. And I was not jealous of your math grades.
aerwalt almost 15 years ago
Wiley; GREAT !!!
NYTexas almost 15 years ago
Congrats Wiley!!
palos almost 15 years ago
Can’t wait to hear “the Rueben in the Newspaper Comic Strips category goes to Wiley Miller, accepting the award on his behalf – Danae!”
Nelly55 almost 15 years ago
All the best Wiley. Non Sequitur has been my first read of the day for a very long time.
Congrats. You deserve it
Justice22 almost 15 years ago
Mr. Miller, This shows that we aren’t the only fans you have. I (we) wish you the very best in the selection process. On my part, there is no doubt about it. -Wiley is the greatest,,,,, along with Danae.-
Wildmustang1262 almost 15 years ago
Danae, they WILL NOT shut up and go away anyway!
gopuppy almost 15 years ago
Hey Wiley, congratulations! Ya think the stinky, booger-brained boys in that organization voted yay or nay ?
“Non Sequitur has been nominated in the “Best Comic Strip” category for this year’s Reuben Awards by the National Cartoonists Society!”
mjd.kwanyin almost 15 years ago
congratulations, and best of luck. you are most deserving!
Trebor39 almost 15 years ago
Congratulations Wiley! Hope you get that Reuben Award and may they include a great dill pickle with it.
treered almost 15 years ago
Congrats! if i were stranded on a desert island, i could get by with Non Sequitor for company!
k_sera almost 15 years ago
Congrats, Wiley!
And I have written many presentations with the sole purpose of shutting people up. Rarely with effectiveness, though, those uncooperative booger brains.
artybee almost 15 years ago
Oh, Wiley was there ever any doubt???
freeholder1 almost 15 years ago
Sin sere: scalding from hellfire.
Pacejv almost 15 years ago
Mr. Wiley…Quality is when people comment on YOUR product and not waste space saying hello/goodbye to each other like C.B. Radio. You will win…this place is quality.
kaligirlthegodess almost 15 years ago
ahhhh! danae and lucy are my idols. the wry humor, the unwaivering gloom and doom. and last but never least the adroit use of language and sarcasm. bah humbug to optimisim.
vldazzle almost 15 years ago
Congrats - well deserved!
comic1313 almost 15 years ago
Wiley, we are so happy for you… we think “Non Sequitur” is the best comic strip ever! Congratulations. Not bad for a stinky booger-brained boy… LOL
MatureCanadian almost 15 years ago
Congratulations Wiley! Best of luck on the award. We all know you deserve to win. Love Lucy the voice of reason as usual.
Ed in Toledo Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Excellent! Congratulations on the nomination Wiley!
mackhitch almost 15 years ago
It would sure be nice to have a stick-on for the back of my computer like the one Dane has on hers.
Varnes almost 15 years ago
mackhitch, thanks for redirecting my attention to the image on the back of her computer. I noticed the scull had a bite out of it just like an Apple. That’s one of the reasons Wiley is so nominated, I believe….
Varnes almost 15 years ago
Gotta love the sock, too….
Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Danae if you figure out how to make them go away, please let us know. Good Luck!
Wiley ~ Congratulations! That was a great strip. Danae is one of my favorite characters. Of course she reminds me a lot of my daughter and myself. (Which is probably a bad thing.)
Downundergirl almost 15 years ago
Congratulations Wiley - you got MY vote!
DarthSequitur almost 15 years ago
Add my congratulations - and joy that at something is still going right with the world! Best wishes.
caucel almost 15 years ago
I love Danae caracter, I love this comic strip. :)
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Congrats Wiley!! I’ll second that – and how could you lose with such a great strip!!
Siberman almost 15 years ago
I nominate Winona Ryder to play the role of Danae at the awards ceremony.
DolphinGirl78 almost 15 years ago
Congratulations Wiley!