Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 10, 2014
Transcript:
Duke: Nephew, can you believe how low I'll sink for a lousy grand? Zonker: Beats destitution, Duke. The lecture finished? Duke: I guess. I mean, what can one say to 300 young republicans? Zonker: I'm sure you'll think of something. Duke: But I so want to make a good impression... Zonker: Well, you could start by being on time. We better get going! Duke: In a minute. I can't decide what hallucinogen to take... Zonker: Duke, you're late, man! Just grab anything!
Pharmakeus Ubik over 10 years ago
Start with STP and work your way backward through the alphabet.
Plumbob Wilson over 10 years ago
I think this is the arc where Duke hallucinates the Young Republicans turning into a hall full of sheep.
rpmurray over 10 years ago
“Ask not for freedom; ask what the nanny state can get for you.”
ajr58 over 10 years ago
Ask not what your country can do for you, but what can you grab for yourself and screw the rest.
Beleck3 over 10 years ago
ah Republicanism at its’ finest. screwing over others. somethings never change. lol the age old tradition of finding an excuse to get over, American style.
Eggman61 over 10 years ago
Duke took the drug that makes you believe in the Laffer Curve and the wisdom of teaching Creationism in public schools. It was a well-received speech.
mourdac Premium Member over 10 years ago
No, no, these things can’t be rushed.
summerdog86 over 10 years ago
A sad state of affairs not to live in the life you are given.
kaffekup over 10 years ago
Not every life is perfect, and many prefer to live a life of their own choosing.
MUGger86 over 10 years ago
I think we’ve just seen the seeds of the Tea Party about to be sewn – wish I could hear that speech (after the hallucnogens kicked in, of course).
braindead Premium Member over 10 years ago
First lesson for Young Republicans: It’s OKAY if a Republican does it!
BE THIS GUY over 10 years ago
Pick the one that makes you see pretty colors.
davids.comments over 10 years ago
One of the all time classic strips.