Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 28, 2014

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    BE THIS GUY  about 10 years ago

    Dr. Oz segments.

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    alviebird  about 10 years ago

    Watch longer porn.

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    pbarnrob  about 10 years ago

    Pop songs/music videos are about 3:00; most of the ‘filler’ on TV, between ‘product’ (commercials) comes out close to that. It’s a natcheral!

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    pelican47  about 10 years ago

    Very likely to burn the popcorn because you are not listening for 2 seconds between “pops”.

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Just don’t push U2 videos. People hate that.

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    thirdguy  about 10 years ago

    Anyone who eats microwave popcorn has a death wish!

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    chizzel  about 10 years ago

    Pop-porn corn

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    BearsDown Premium Member about 10 years ago

    QVC

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    e.groves  about 10 years ago

    My popcorn is ready in 2 minutes.

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    greenearthman  about 10 years ago

    Ya know, this strip is a rerun, and I remember thinking the first time around that it was a stupid concept. Since then, just a years or two, I think, the demand for electronically transmitted content has gotten even bigger. Maybe GT is more visionary than any of us know.

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    luvdafuneez  about 10 years ago

    For me, “something useful” for those 3 minutes would be adding butter and salt to that air-popped packing material…

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    Darryl Heine  about 10 years ago

    A rerun from 2012, the first Sunday rerun since the second Doonesbury daily hiatus.

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    susan.e.a.c  about 10 years ago

    Why not be smarter and fix it so you can kill two birds with one stone? Make microwaves more dangerous so that people who want the porn start to glow.

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    mourdac Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Women wish it took longer than 3 minutes with that extra time.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Look out, the next thing will be a microwave that doesn’t let you unlatch the door til you’ve watched an ad. (Pop-up ad?)

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 10 years ago

    I hope Trudeau has trademarked that idea.

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    Gokie5  about 10 years ago

    Gee, I must’ve missed this the first time around when I was up in Wisconsin or something. BTW, I did recognize President-for-Life Bmzklfrpz in Panel 5, but when I first saw it in today’s Tampa Bay Times, they had left out the first two panels. Boo!

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    montessoriteacher  about 10 years ago

    I have heard that computers will soon be nowhere and everywhere. We won’t have them in the current form of little boxes, rather, we will have smart, enchanted objects in our lives. Smart refrigerators, dishwashers, etc. My daughter just got back from Japan and tells me that many folks over there don’t even have dishwashers or clothes dryers, let alone smart or enchanted objects of this kind. I think it has something to do with energy consumption and the cost of it.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 10 years ago

    More than 3 minutes nuking the popcorn?

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 10 years ago

    Yep, hot air popping is good.

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    GrimmaTheNome  about 10 years ago

    Women don’t stand watching the microwave – there’s always something else useful to do in a kitchen.I still don’t know whether blokes really can’t see these tasks or just can’t be arsed.

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    barister  about 10 years ago

    News Flash, the body does not recognized microwave food as a nutrient source. Why, because the nuclear process changes the molecular structure of the food stripping all nutrional elements. The body processes it as “waste”. Just thought you’d want to know what the Surgeon’s mom was told when she was caught nuking a frozen dinner. Then I received a long lecture on how micro’s are baned in Germany. My kid is a hawk!!!!

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    barister  about 10 years ago

    Oh yeah, now I have a “toaster oven”.

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