My wife will never divorce me. If she did, I would be living in a one room cabin overlooking a beaver pond, eating bacon and fresh game or fish every day.It would just kill her to see me that happy!I dream at night about the one egg coffee and the gluten-full biscuits on the wood stove……
rubinocreative Premium Member about 10 years ago
Are you divorced?
GROG Premium Member about 10 years ago
Never wasmarried and never will be. HHHAAAA!!!!
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago
From reality, so they tell me.
jbmlaw01 about 10 years ago
36 years, 10 months – she has not tossed me out yet. But the day is young.
Canoe-full about 10 years ago
My wife will never divorce me. If she did, I would be living in a one room cabin overlooking a beaver pond, eating bacon and fresh game or fish every day.It would just kill her to see me that happy!I dream at night about the one egg coffee and the gluten-full biscuits on the wood stove……
vldazzle about 10 years ago
I was divorced in 1975 and have been in love twice since then, but I’d never re-marry. I like just being a couple as I am.
Jkiss about 10 years ago
Nope. Neither one of us getting out of this that easy. ;-)We’ve been mostly happily married 19yrs & 6 months.
starmar68 about 10 years ago
No, just past 20 years and still laughing together.