Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 16, 2014

Doggedly.

DON’T OPEN THAT DOOR!!!!

Better than a doghouse?

Stephan has a nice, comfy, warm bed, a daily feed, and Staci to make him behave. What more could such a reckless punster deserve?

What, No Beer ?

Regrets can be very crunchy, just like the kibble.

At least it’s free.

LOL

The wife needs to take him to be groomed.

Go Fetch!

Revenge is a dish best served in a dog food bowl with your name on it…

This maybe worse than the hate mail for the awesome gross puns.

You gonna eat that?

Somehow I think the threat of reproduction is not going to be a problem.

Nom nom nom.

Does he at least get the kind that makes its own gravy?

Might have been better if Pig and Rat had cast Steph adrift on a river so he could be taken out by Pharaoh’s daughter & grow up to be Charlton Heston!

Might have been better for Pig and Rat to cast Steph on the river so Pharaoh’s daughter could draw him ou and he could grow up to be Charlton Heston!

Wow. he must have done something really wrong. Well, you reap what you sow.

Where’s his bowl of water?

xxx

Two word cure: “Doghouse Diamonds.” Shiny, expensive apology stones.

Rat didn’t finish. He meant “Oh I’m sure….I don’t care.”

@Carl42SG and JP Steve—on 2nd thought, Steph’s probably better off where he is!

Wait, when was this again?