Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 06, 2010

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    Ravenswing  over 14 years ago

    AP - (CENTRAL CITY) Obscure nobody Bob Casinsky died in a bar fight late last night when he was hit with a stray bottle of Yoo Hoo. Conflicting sources claim he was a detective, a bodybuilder and a high school coach in the nearby town of Milford. A police officer stated that several vials of HGH and dianabol were found on his body, along with a copy of Beisbol Por Dummies and 53 cents in change.

    A crowd of cheering sports fans did the Wave upon hearing of the incident.

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    phydeaux44  over 14 years ago

    Oh good! Tito & Tarantula is playing again!

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    grshprnh  over 14 years ago

    The lead singer is Milford’s next allstar third baseman.

    Dessert Wanderer you need to get some…and I’m not talking scorpions.

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    Observe69  over 14 years ago

    Well, we know none of these guys are that guy.

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    Lukebunkin   over 14 years ago

    Attention Neal Rubin & Rod Whigham…Get on Task! Football tryouts are next week and the team has to get up for the game against the Union City Nudists! Mr. Kessler & Dr. Pearl-YEAH BABY

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    DocG  over 14 years ago

    3 way alright…waitress, Kaz and Kelly. Giddy Up.

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    Munodi  over 14 years ago

    Oh Man! Somebody remembers Roy Acuff!

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    thejudge  over 14 years ago

    P1: After being harshly rejected by Jamarr Gadis, Valerie Okumbe finds herself working as a cocktail waitress in Central City.

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    MilfordMountain  over 14 years ago

    The way she’s holding that tray in p1 it looks like we could have a “Steve/mop scene” tomorrow. Why not, since we’re clearly not ready for baseball to start. Hey, could that waitress be next year’s point guard? No, she looks tall. Hey Mimi, let’s grab another tall girl for next year’s hoops squad!

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    razorback2824  over 14 years ago

    The lead guitar/vocalist looks like Shep Trumbo.

    Wait a minute, that is Shep Trumbo! But they already did this storyline with Marty DeJong.

    Another note from basketball season: Brenda Larkin has cost Milford a shot at the playdowns twice now. Last year, it was a missed shot. This year, it was a blown pass for a three-pointer. That girl is just not clutch.

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    MilfordMountain  over 14 years ago

    Yes, total greed going for the three pointer and the win when the clear play was to get the ball in to Molly Kinsella for the bucket to tie.

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    rhonda Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Hey… isn’t that Rocky Ledge?

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    OldGreyBear  over 14 years ago

    I think the lead singer is actually Ray, out of the joint on a Work Releasr program while his civil complaint against Gil is on going

    He is singing the

    ” I was going to marry a woman of Legal Age but the Coach and Janitor Two Timed me blues”

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    kissimkid  over 14 years ago

    Flag - I hope no one is twisting your arm to forceyou to read the Script/ I’ve liked Kaz ever since he picked up the mouthy baseball player un the Summer League where Gil meant him.

    Also to others - Milford had won at least one state title, and please don’t ask me which sport.

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    myronbooth  over 14 years ago

    Kissimkid,

    Milford has 8 Valley Conference titles and one #1 state ranking in football, 7 state titles in basketball, and 5 Valley Conference titles in baseball.

    MB

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    lemonbaskt  over 14 years ago

    what club are they in the pit or the porter

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