Pickles by Brian Crane for October 09, 2014

Sounds kind of like Andy & Flo Capp.

Earl, the key to married bliss is sharing and respect.

In a sly kind of way Opal.

she keeps your toes warm.

Yes Dammit! Move

So, Earl, you need a bigger couch – something about 10 ft. long or so?

The couch is his “natural environment”!

Move your butt Opal….

Well, Opal, if you don’t want to move, how about a foot rub?

“Fish gotta swim; Birds gotta fly….Can’t help lovin’ that man of mine”

If you want to stretch out Earl lie on the floor or go to bed.

“Yes, please, unless you’re a fish or a bird.”

He’s saying it as politely as he can, Opal. In his own unique way.

xxx

So put your feet ON her lap!

There’s always the recliner.

Earl is MUCH deeper than I thought he was!

Earl’s getting Zen

How about just scooch your bum over a smidge?