Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 15, 2014

Do you run?

No, I’m pretty colorfast.

Does getting the runs count?

Walk, don’t run. Yes it’s a movie, but that’s my motto too.

Only my eyes. I was never a runner, even when I was a kid. In fact, I was tested for disabilities as a child because I “talked and walked slow.” I tested way above average.

Shin splints.

Black man running means …..

I run on and on about meaningless topics. I do this as a public service because it makes people run when they catch sight of my approach.

i’ve only got two speeds. if you don’t like this one then you won’t like the other one much better

I loved to run as a kid (even in HS I would, but girls were seldom allowed to use the track). Back sometime in the 80s I twisted my ankle while carrying a flat of marigolds out my back door (could not see edge of the stoop). I still sometimes sprint a little when I’m in a hurry but not any distance.

once I ran to catch my baby who was running for the door of the store and I fell flat on my face. She thought it was funny. I did not. She sat in the cart after that until she couldn’t fit anymore.

I’m with Stan on this one.I run only when I absolutely have to. I do jog across the parking lot/crosswalk when someone is nice enough to stop and let me go.

I put the two big dogs on a leash and run them down to the lake and back, 1.5 mi. They are as old (in dog years) as I, so pace is not an issue for any of us.

Old bull and young bull standing on a ridge overlooking a herd of cows…Young bull says “Let’s run down there and have fun with a couple of those cows”Old bull replies " Let’s WALK down and have fun with them all!"