Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for October 22, 2014
Transcript:
rj: If spider man had a baby, would it have spider skills? tree: not unless it was also bitten by a radioactive spider. rj: But spider-man's DNA was changed by the bite...that dna would be transferred to his kid! verne: RJ, what does DNA stand for? rJ: "durable naked aliens"... verne: Just checking. rj: you didn't think I knew that!....everyone knows that! tree: excuse me while I go dormant now.
RuinQueenofOblivion about 10 years ago
You know, missing the acronym aside… RJ kind of has a point when you substitute in what DNA really is.
Ottodesu about 10 years ago
Disposable Nappy Attachment
Trond Sätre Premium Member about 10 years ago
Of course, Marvel already answered that question, ages ago:
http://marvel.wikia.com/May_Parker_(Earth-982)
Randy B Premium Member about 10 years ago
“Radioactive” means “filled with magical power”.(Apparently.)
cabalonrye about 10 years ago
I had that awful image of thousands of little spidery babies crawling all over Mom’s back to stop Mom from eating them…Or the look of the nursery as the eggs are getting ready to hatch…It’s a good thing that spiders and mankind can’t reproduce. Ugh.
Me3000 about 10 years ago
DNA: National Dyslexic Association.
flagmichael about 10 years ago
@Me3000 – I love it!
news_techren about 10 years ago
“Durable Naked Aliens”? I think that they once opened for The Who.
Stephen Gilberg about 10 years ago
Given that Spider-Man shares a world with the X-Men, whose children have powers but frequently not the same powers…
Radical_Knight about 10 years ago
The comments following this site are as good as “The Team”.
Blaize 5 months ago
The real answer is, it’s possible, but not guaranteed. Birth is weird in a couple ways, and the likelihood of having a trait from a parent is one of them.