Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 07, 2014
Transcript:
hammy: A duck walks into a bar and asks, "got any grapes?...bartender says, "no, this is a bar"...that squirrel's got skills! skill #83...the duck comes back the next day and asks, "got any grapes?" hammy: The bartender says "no, get out of here!"....the duck comes back a third time and asks, "got any grapes?".... hammy: Bartender says, "no, and if you ask me again, I'm going to nail your beak to the bar!" the duck asks, "got any nails"...bartender says "no". hammy: good! says the duck..."got any grapes?" ducks: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...the ability to make ducks laugh.
Dave almost 10 years ago
emjaycee almost 10 years ago
Variant: Two guys walk into a bar. The guy behind them saw what happened and ducked in time.
Duncan Idaho almost 10 years ago
Three blondes walk into a bar … the brunette ducks
Walt Tuttle almost 10 years ago
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Jessica_D almost 10 years ago
not just ducks!
lynnskay almost 10 years ago
Chuckled at the comic, laughed out loud at the comments. Thanks guys.
Boxo croco says happy derby almost 4 years ago
I prefer “the duck song”