Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 05, 2014

And he’s as dead as himself.

Sam the Simple Sailor may have met his intellectual match.

Now we humans have become dodos.

Bring on the shmoos.

I thought his name was Butterball.

That’s ‘dodo’, not to be confused with ‘do-do’.

The “Safe Havens” dodos aren’t going to like this.

Dodo Dodo.