Monty by Jim Meddick for November 18, 2014
November 17, 2014
November 19, 2014
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What does your fortune cookie say? If you are to be loved, love and be lovable... So I guess this means you're not going to be loved. Yeah. Realistically, I don't see this happening anytime soon...
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Gee, guys, what could I possibly add? You’ve said it all….
gary about 10 years ago
That is a proverb and not a fortune, which seems to be normal in fortune cookies now.
clayusmcret Premium Member about 10 years ago
He forgot “in bed”, but I guess that’s a no-show as well.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 10 years ago
A man has got to know his limitations. – Harry Callahan.
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
they have each other, what more do you need?
vldazzle about 10 years ago
I don’t see Moondog ever putting any effort to it. Pilsner, on the other hand will be loved.Birds are usually lovable
neverenoughgold about 10 years ago
I always wondered if fortune cookies ever get stale. I could out the other day, when I took one out of a jar on the counter and took a small bite! (my wife has been saving them every time we have take out).From now on, I’ll just break it open and read the fortune…
hamon about 10 years ago
Low expectations = satisfaction and happiness
slhansen07 about 10 years ago
gt58 Good distinction, I learned something there.May your hands always be busy, may your feet always be swift…
DavidLawrence351 about 10 years ago
My pet parrot loves me….don’t you?
kapppazei about 10 years ago
But true love is this, not that we (humanity) ever loved God but God first loved us and gave us His very own Son Jesus to pay the penalty for our defiance and lawlessness against Him. ~ 1John 4:10, John3:16 Bibles references so y’all can look it up for yourselves.