Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 02, 2014
December 01, 2014
December 03, 2014
Transcript:
Caulfield: If banana peels are so slippery, why don't we wipe them on bike chains? Mrs. Olsen: Go ask Frazz. He's the big bike guy. Caulfield: That was a pleasant surprise. Frazz: Are you sure she meant right this instant?
Squizzums almost 10 years ago
I get the feeling that, like Calvin’s parents, this kid’s parents are glad when the school year begins.
rhtatro almost 10 years ago
She should answer: “Because the banana juice would quickly dry out and the chain would bind and wear out faster than if oil had been used”.
T_Lexi almost 10 years ago
That’s an excellent question Caulfield – I want you to research that and write a 3-page report, due on my desk on Monday…
Cranor3 almost 10 years ago
On a hard surface under the pressure of a foot, they turn quite squishy and thus slippery.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Close enough Frazz.
Caldonia almost 10 years ago
Mushy, greasy black peels are good for that. Bonus: they smell bad. Which kids should love, along with flies.
ontheroadagain almost 10 years ago
The correct answer would be: “That’s a good question. Have a 1 page report on my desk tomorrow for why they don’t do that.”