Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 19, 2014

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 10 years ago

    To-do list::1. Make a big to-do about something.

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    Bilan  almost 10 years ago

    Technically he hasn’t even accomplished that goal yet, since he probably wrote ‘Goals’ before writing the item.

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    The Assassin Claptrap  almost 10 years ago

    The perfect goal sheet right there.

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    eddie6192  almost 10 years ago
    2 on that dumb Pig’s list should be: Not to become a ham sandwich.
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    Sisyphos  almost 10 years ago

    One step at a time, Pig. You’re already way ahead of most folks!

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    e.groves  almost 10 years ago

    The first step is always the hardest.

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    Darryl Heine  almost 10 years ago

    GOALS – Nothing.

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    puddlesplatt  almost 10 years ago

    we all have to start someplace.

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    Observer fo Irony  almost 10 years ago

    I don’t write my to do list or life time goals; I can accomplish more when no one knows about them to criticize.

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    155088  almost 10 years ago

    CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS…….

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    Squoop  almost 10 years ago

    This is an egg-chicken situation that is logistically fallacious.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    I’m far more efficient than Pig – I use Excel for my list. It still only says “Goals”, but I can edit it any time I like.

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    Malcolm Hall  almost 10 years ago

    2. Write goal #2. 3. Write goal #3. Ad infinitum.

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    KEA  almost 10 years ago

    ditto

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    neverenoughgold  almost 10 years ago

    Tell me everything you know in one minute!.I’ll wait…

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    Number Three  almost 10 years ago

    Well… It’s a start.

    xxx

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    swilldisc  almost 10 years ago

    Anyone else notice that Pig had proper punctuation on his ‘goals’ list?

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    puddlesplatt  almost 10 years ago

    my heart goes out to you, and a million more in the same rut.

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    dadoctah  almost 10 years ago

    I keep trying to put together a bucket list, but so far all I have on it is “comparison-shop prices of buckets”.

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    You’ll never accomplish your goal untill you get a round tuit..

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    alantain  over 1 year ago

    Write down something you already did and then check it off.

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