Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 19, 2014
Transcript:
Goat: What are you doing Pig? Pig: I've been writing down all my life's goals. It has really helped me to achieve them. Goat: Good for you, Pig. What have you accomplished so far? Paper: "GOALS 1) Write list titled 'Goals.'" Pig: It's been a slow progress since.
Sherlock Watson almost 10 years ago
To-do list::1. Make a big to-do about something.
Bilan almost 10 years ago
Technically he hasn’t even accomplished that goal yet, since he probably wrote ‘Goals’ before writing the item.
The Assassin Claptrap almost 10 years ago
The perfect goal sheet right there.
eddie6192 almost 10 years ago
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
One step at a time, Pig. You’re already way ahead of most folks!
e.groves almost 10 years ago
The first step is always the hardest.
Darryl Heine almost 10 years ago
GOALS – Nothing.
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
we all have to start someplace.
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
I don’t write my to do list or life time goals; I can accomplish more when no one knows about them to criticize.
155088 almost 10 years ago
CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS…….
Squoop almost 10 years ago
This is an egg-chicken situation that is logistically fallacious.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I’m far more efficient than Pig – I use Excel for my list. It still only says “Goals”, but I can edit it any time I like.
Malcolm Hall almost 10 years ago
2. Write goal #2. 3. Write goal #3. Ad infinitum.
KEA almost 10 years ago
ditto
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
Tell me everything you know in one minute!.I’ll wait…
Number Three almost 10 years ago
Well… It’s a start.
xxx
swilldisc almost 10 years ago
Anyone else notice that Pig had proper punctuation on his ‘goals’ list?
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
my heart goes out to you, and a million more in the same rut.
dadoctah almost 10 years ago
I keep trying to put together a bucket list, but so far all I have on it is “comparison-shop prices of buckets”.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 10 years ago
You’ll never accomplish your goal untill you get a round tuit..
alantain over 1 year ago
Write down something you already did and then check it off.