Herman by Jim Unger for December 26, 2014

OOPS! Think fast.

It’s not my fault she kept getting better.

Born again, several times.

Lots of remariage in his fam’?

Catwoman.

Made me think of this.

“Here’s an oldie but a goodie…Half the family dead, the other half pregnant.” – Henry Blake to Klinger, M*A*S*H

My kids were cereal killers too. They could finish up a box of it in 2 meals.

How come he didn’t call him out after the 2nd time?

I use to call in well and I feel too good to come in ! hahahaha

College students often claim they have to miss class to go to their grandparents’ funeral. A fiendish colleague of mine decided to ask for the student’s parents’ address so she could send them a sympathy card.

“My mother was adopted and abandoned by many mothers.”

She was a cat.

My grandfathers are both a couple of “ladykillers.”