Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 27, 2014
Transcript:
Roland: Mr. Duke was then dragged screaming and kicking to the gravel rooftop of the courthouse, a popular spot for disciplining former Savak agents. As yet, however, there has been no official indication that the sentence has been carried out. Certainly this reporter has heard no shots and he has kept his ears pricked. Moreover, there are now reports that sensitive negotiations may be under way in a last-ditch attempt to save the former ambassador's life. Voice: $500,000 in gold! Duke: $250,000 and that's my final offer!
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
I wonder if he’ll get out of this jam.
thirdguy almost 10 years ago
Just SHOOT!!!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 10 years ago
Every man has his price
pelican47 almost 10 years ago
Mark’s décor has just a touch of Early Orange Crate.
Sandfan almost 10 years ago
The Duke strips are the funniest ones Trudeau ever did.
BearsDown Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I think I still have some of those end tables around somewhere.
Bikebrains almost 10 years ago
Now, with everything made in China, Mark could get a table that would be cheaper than his current cement block table.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I’m not really impressed by the firing squad; they’re using three different models of rifles. You’d think they would be a little more organized. But then, a round is a round when you’re facing the wrong end of the barrel.
ron almost 10 years ago
Look at it this way, pulling the trigger(s) now will cost his accuser a quarter of a million dollars.
AliCom almost 10 years ago
Money talks and the Duke walks…
Red Ruffensor almost 10 years ago
He hasn’t finished his last cigarette yet.
cupertino jay almost 10 years ago
couldn’t duke’s ransom be paid in part by the 200K cash dollars he hit town with?
benbrilling almost 10 years ago
Will he ever learn? Smoking is hazardous to one’s health!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Only Duke ………..
caligula almost 10 years ago
Duke, perhaps the only pragmatist in the series, aside from his son, who if anything is alittle scarier.