Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 12, 2015
Transcript:
Narrator: Mrs. Fake Front, top villain of the hour, has just kidnapped Frank Finkle, Top pain in the neck! When suddenly.... Rodeo Jones: Pull-over before I lose my temper! Mrs. Fake Front: Eat lead, Sheriff! Rodeo Jones: YIP! That shot took out my windshield wiper! You're lucky it looks like rain, otherwise I'd still totally be chasing you!
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I don’t think he ever had one. The space where it should have been is filled with concentrated Attitude.
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
Frank’s life just got a new dose of excitement. For some reason I cannot see Cobra and this guy together… well, at least not for long.
I AM CARTOON LADY! almost 10 years ago
Ka-Loser!
Darwinskeeper almost 10 years ago
I’m disappointed. Rodeo may have been a jerk, and maybe not too bright but I never thought him a coward.
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
Cobra probably thought she needed a stay at home kind of guy.
pnorman1 almost 10 years ago
Now don’t be too hard on Rodeo. Operating wind shield wipers are very important during rain. And I’m sure it is raining somewhere.
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Rodeo, you dipstick! Getting bullets through the windshield is part of the job! Everyone knows that! If your precious vehicle can’t handle a little bit of lead poisoning, turn in your badge!
PMark almost 10 years ago
Well, Cobra, you’re welcome to him.
NWdryad almost 10 years ago
What does Cobra SEE in this man?
stuartj12 almost 10 years ago
Where I come from sheriff is an elected position. And not responsible to any mayors. Only to the voters.
StoicLion1973 almost 10 years ago
I’ll try this again, with editing! The people of Starlight County may not have the Sheriff they need but they have the Sheriff they deserve.
DorianKTB almost 10 years ago
Could be worse: imagine those two married for real! :-D