Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 05, 2015
January 04, 2015
January 06, 2015
Transcript:
Dakota: Heyyyyyy, Miss. Boogerpicker. Phoebe: You know what, Dakota? I'm tired of you acting like that's such a terrible thing. MY nose is booger-free. YOURS is probably full of ancient, crusty boogers! NOSEPICKERS UNITE! Dakota: This kinda worked out better than I could have imagined.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 10 years ago
“Dont point that thing at me. I know where its been.”
luducks almost 10 years ago
She’s got a point. A gross, boogery point, but a good point nonetheless.
Ermine Notyours almost 10 years ago
In the new year, they were supposed to augment the strip name “Heavenly Nostrils.” Instead, nostrils are becoming a theme.
Q4horse almost 10 years ago
Wait till you been downwind of horse snot.
kaykeyser almost 10 years ago
OK Dakota what are you planing ? also Go Nostril Pride!
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Or not.
DDrazen almost 10 years ago
You can’t shame the shameless.
Stephen Gilberg almost 10 years ago
No wonder I did it for so many years.
Stellagal almost 10 years ago
I once knew a little girl who was scolded by another little girl for picking her nose. In retaliation the nose-picking girl blew her nose in the other girl’s hair. Be glad you are not that girl, Dakota.
Khatkhattu Premium Member almost 10 years ago
It could be worse, Dakota. Phoebe could have used her “Hoosier Hankie”-occlude one nostril with a finger and blow forcefully out the other while being sure to lean forward lest the expulsion land in the top bib overall pocket (I’m sure Millie knows this!)