Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 05, 2015
January 04, 2015
January 06, 2015
Transcript:
Dakota: Heyyyyyy, Miss. Boogerpicker. Phoebe: You know what, Dakota? I'm tired of you acting like that's such a terrible thing. MY nose is booger-free. YOURS is probably full of ancient, crusty boogers! NOSEPICKERS UNITE! Dakota: This kinda worked out better than I could have imagined.
It could be worse, Dakota. Phoebe could have used her “Hoosier Hankie”-occlude one nostril with a finger and blow forcefully out the other while being sure to lean forward lest the expulsion land in the top bib overall pocket (I’m sure Millie knows this!)