Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 12, 2015

She throws pretty good for a girl.

Serves him right. Not very all-knowing if he didn’t see that coming.

The Mets will sign her first.

So we now know that Calvin is the eternal, all knowing PAFF. So we just have to determine what PAFF is as an acronym.

Don’t mock him too much, Calvin. You may need him as an ally.

Susie is a charter member in Protagonists Against Fatuous Foils also known as PAFF.

It just snowballed on him.

The eternal all knowing Paff? I thought he was Calvin.

Eventually, we all get our come-uppance!

Reminds of a time my friends and I had a Saturday snowball fight near my home when we were kids. The tallest kid had the best arm and aim in the group, and he was not shy about throwing snowballs and wisecracks. Finally having enough, I threw a snowball from behind some bushes and nailed him where it counts, putting an end to his goading as he fell to the ground with his knees on his chest. I didn’t anticipate those results, but nevertheless, the rest of us couldn’t stop laughing. And yes, the tall kid was fine, and humbled, after a few minutes.

Thank you Suzy.

Revenge of the snowball.

Interesting

Petty, Arrogant, Future Fabulist. (Or Failure. Or Freak.)

In Susie’s case, PerfectAimFromFar

PleaseAssaultFar-fetchedFantasies

They do need all the help they can get.

Love the last panel!

So, THAT’S why the jihadists issued a fatwa against snowmen…

@leftwingpatriot — not allowed to say that anymore — now considered bullying.

Maybe this will get her into Hobbes’ secret club-house.

karma. gets you every time.

Pretty annoying friendless fruitcake.

I had never thought much about how to spell the sound a snowball makes when it connects. Now I know :-D

PAFF…the sound of a good, solid show ball hit. Ha!

That was a love tap

According to CSI, PAF stands for Plushies And Furries. I don’t know about the other F. Friends?

I like this one

Normally Suzie overreacts with violence. Calvin makes some wisecrack and in the next panel we see where he’s been bean up.

This time it’s and unprovoked attack. But it is funny!

Kind of reminds me of Lucifer (who also had the ability to create) being rightly dethroned! Hilarious!

Powerless and Fatuous Fathead

Egomania is underrated! :)

OH MY GAWD, she knocked his head off…

Revenge is a dish best served cold…

Eternity was a little short-lived on this day.

Nice

PerfectlyAcceleratedFatheadFlattener

Maybe batting practice …

Why, Susie Derkins – I didn’t know you had it in you!

You were saying?

xxx

Nobody has mentioned “Ozymandias” ??!!!

PrettyAccurateFor aFemale

Qualifier; As a kid, when having things flung at me by girls, the best defense was to stand STILL !!

…and unaware!

Calvin needs to read and ponder “Ozymandias” by Shelley.

Whata shot! Knocked Calvin’s head off clean.

…snowball target.

I like this one

To All,Please don’t take my comment too seriously. I have often referred to myself as a politically incorrect leftist. What I can say on behalf is, I have never let anyone close to me use gender as an excuse to keep them from reaching their potential.

Heads Up Calvin!

Calvin’s head-over-heels.Must be love!

P.A.F.F. Perfect Antidote for Fathead.

Calvin discovers Karma

The boy and his delusions of grandeur!At least he won’t suffer from depression any time soon. :P

Ah, the illusion of power.

When godlets do battle… the earth trembles…

or at least the snow.

Paff…pitched a frozen flattener

I would swear I saw that snowman wink at Suzie.

Were you planning to provide any evidence for these statements? Or are you just babbling in public?

Paff! -Great = I could feel it, too.