Heart of the City by Steenz for January 30, 2015

This is going to get out of hand really quick.

Wait, they just had to do oral surgery because her teeth were bad and you’re giving her ice cream?

I had a root canal a few years ago and the dentist told me to drink milkshakes since I couldn’t chew and the cold would help.

I was thinking that too, when she had to have rotten teeth removed! And here she’s making more money for the dentist! (I know, only a comic)

Some of you idiots take this way too seriously.

Oh, look. What a terrible accident. Now the bell doesn’t work.

I’m afraid not Heart.

Never, ever, ever give them a bell. Just let them know you’ll be in to check on them, and that’ll be good enough.

A Friend of mine had some work done with a chronic sinus problem. He described the process as peeling his face off to work on his sinuses. I told him he should have opted for the Deluxe Package, and got a New Face at the same time. He laughed, but not with the same enthusiasm that everyone else did!

Had all my teeth pulled 36 years ago. first one side, then the other, then the front and new teeth put in at the same time. I lived on milkshakes for about 8 weeks and lost 18 pounds. Tried to do that years later to lose weight and gained about the same amount. Bummer.

I’ll check the back.