Man: I can't read any of the drink specials...
I can't read the name of my bar...
You know what? Im not paying that guy.
Raymond : how'd the banner along-the-beach thing go, Jonas?
jonas: not as well as the client had hoped, raymond...
♠Lonewolf♠: I hate to break it to you, but it’s Tuesday, not Wednesday… I’m eager for the weekend as well, but sometimes we can’t make time go any faster…
Here is a little note on the use of power and why you don’t piss off rich people.
Here in my Humble home town we just had a rather well known Golf event in which a recently troubled Golfer was appearing. The venu where the event is held is world famous and claimes some of the nations richest bigwigs as members… they are conservative, stuffy and not easily amused.
During the events first day our troubled golfer was making his tee shot when a small airplane buzzed overhead trailing a banner making light of his recent troubles (note the air space over the tournament is not restricted airspace as long as you meet altitude and speed requirements as set by the FAA.
The plane made a few passes and then headed home to a small rural airport. before the Pilot could get there two FAA inspectors had been dispatched and were on the scene when he landed.
They went over the aircraft with a fine fine tooth comb and finally issued a citation for a problem with the seat belt and what were termed minor items that needed repair. The pilot who was an employee of an outdoor advertising company was issued a one way ferry permit to fly the plane home to Ohio for repair of those “Minor” items.(In other words get out of town ..now)
The company he worked for was threatened with an investigation into who paid for the banner.
In today’s paper (two days after the tournament end) the FAA announced that it was dropping its investigation of the incident and that the plane owner was asked but not required to submit information on the repairs to the aircraft.
It must be nice to be able to pick up a phone and get this kind of service from the Government.
The Duke 1 over 14 years ago
Morning, Crew!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
I think you need another approach, Jonas!
Good Morning Crew!
Edit: No Wednesday yet. :^)
gillbillvolume1 over 14 years ago
Oh you’ll pay buddy … you’ll PAY !
ksoskins over 14 years ago
You might want to try squadron flying instead, Jonas! Keep an eye out for the RAF (Rodent Air Force) Crew!
DolphinGirl78 over 14 years ago
♠Lonewolf♠: I hate to break it to you, but it’s Tuesday, not Wednesday… I’m eager for the weekend as well, but sometimes we can’t make time go any faster…
Good Morning Crew!! :)
instigator20 over 14 years ago
Good Morning Crew,
It is a common fact. Ya get what ya pay for.
Have a GREAT DAY MATIE’S
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hmmm. I wish it were Wednesday….No I wish it were Friday.
They do need a new approach.
Good Morning, Crew!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Tanya, I must be trying to get there quicker. Let’s just make it a 4 day week!
:^)
Allan CB Premium Member over 14 years ago
Jonas you’ll need to hire a real airplane and pilot for doing ‘larger’ work.
Happy It’s Not Bloody Monday day!
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
Good Mooring Crew!
At least it wasn’t a Tiger Woods banner….
carmy over 14 years ago
LOL, DF!
Aw, it wasn’t a banner day for Jonas. Good Morning Crew!
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Small minded of the bar owner not to pay.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Oh this one is ROFLMAO FUNNY!!!
Late Good Morning Crew!
slhansen07 over 14 years ago
Good ones, Carmy and DocToon. I vote for sky-writing. It seems like that was done more in the “old days”. OK, so I’m 56.
gillbillvolume1 over 14 years ago
Here is a little note on the use of power and why you don’t piss off rich people.
Here in my Humble home town we just had a rather well known Golf event in which a recently troubled Golfer was appearing. The venu where the event is held is world famous and claimes some of the nations richest bigwigs as members… they are conservative, stuffy and not easily amused.
During the events first day our troubled golfer was making his tee shot when a small airplane buzzed overhead trailing a banner making light of his recent troubles (note the air space over the tournament is not restricted airspace as long as you meet altitude and speed requirements as set by the FAA.
The plane made a few passes and then headed home to a small rural airport. before the Pilot could get there two FAA inspectors had been dispatched and were on the scene when he landed. They went over the aircraft with a fine fine tooth comb and finally issued a citation for a problem with the seat belt and what were termed minor items that needed repair. The pilot who was an employee of an outdoor advertising company was issued a one way ferry permit to fly the plane home to Ohio for repair of those “Minor” items.(In other words get out of town ..now) The company he worked for was threatened with an investigation into who paid for the banner.
In today’s paper (two days after the tournament end) the FAA announced that it was dropping its investigation of the incident and that the plane owner was asked but not required to submit information on the repairs to the aircraft.
It must be nice to be able to pick up a phone and get this kind of service from the Government.