Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 17, 2015

Why those two-faced Janus cats! They told me they love Frog Applause twice as much as regular cats!

“Hate” is such a strong word, but I know what the problem is … they don’t understand it. Not ever … not even once have they understood what its about.

I used to have two brothers as a landlord who had a Janus face as their logo with the phrase “Looking Out for the Customer”. (To which I always added: “so one doesn’t sneak up on you and ask for something”.)

My sock puppet isn’t as smart as that.:(

The cats aren’t the only ones, I have to read it twice (or more) in hopes of understanding just what in holy heck it’s all about!Then I pretend I know………….

I have reservations about Frida’s veracity but I trust the pink glove puppet completely.

Cats can’t read.

Frida the Banditta?Must be stereo-type cats.Now I would like some corn chips.

Read?I just look at the pictures…

…My Janus cat hand puppet always begins what she finishes..…does having to read between the lines count as reading FA twice?……If Frida is for Friday,is Sunda for Sunday?……I date Janus cats because I have twice as much of chance of getting a date……there’s a [ blank ] in the hand,two in the bush joke here,somewhere..…I can’t read the upside down yellow likes..they must be symbolic of the artist’s frustration of the lameness of the whole en devour……Frida looks more like an anus cat than a Janus cat……yes…but…how do Janus frogs feel about reading FA?……we are just Terry’s Janus hand puppets……it all depends on where you put the comma…

But really…Farewell Frank and Louie – world’s longest surviving Janus cat passes away

thats just the danger of being a Janus cat.you know talking out of both sides of your mouth.

Did mommy love FRANKIE or LOUIE more.

YOLO-BOGO GURUS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE!