Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 13, 2015

Mutant beetles with strange numbers of legs.Still, they haven’t built up the same tolerance as we have.

The GoComics Overlords say they hate Frog Applause, but the truth is they find it irresistible . . .

Yes, mom, they’ll keep coming back for more!Serve Frog Applause at every meal!

The Rid-A-Rat box looks just like the Skinny-N-Sweet box, except for the little skull and cross-bones.

Everything is great when it is edible and covered in chocolate.Yes… even roasted peanuts.

Frog Applause will exterminate the bugs in your system, the blues in your heart, and the blahs in your Monday.

More roaches than a Denver after hours club.

@McPheeters: “we don’t smoke/we don’t chew/ we don’t go/ with girls who do”

Toxic, at any dosage.

See?Only Frog Applause stands between us and the takeover of the world by all the roaches out there!Hurray for FROG APPLAUSE!

Stewart Lee (It’s Too Late to Save Our World): “Everything will die soon, except for cockroaches …”

Me: “Not if Teresa has anything to say about it.”

Do not covet and be jealous of the Frog Applause.Share it with the world, and you will be rewarded.A better world awaits, if we have the courage to grasp it.I’m just going to lie down for a bit and cross my legs across my lower thoracic shell now.

I saw this image and quote posted over at Facebook, and it moved me. I think this applies to more people than we might imagine.

“I’m a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness.”―Unknown