The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 18, 2015

Good price for a Reuben.

Are these the opposites of head hunters?

I thought only bread loaves had heels.

the phil sandwich is really good when it is toes-ted

How about foot foot and foot.

Sued? Please be polite, Susan´d.

I wanted pig’s feet.

…and could I get that with a dab of toe jam.You have to hand it to these guys, they have a leg up on the head competition.

Something is afoot.

I’ll have the Bawana Burger, rare, with sliced bunions.

Veget…? Oh, I know: You can order a vegetarian. That’s more plausible than Vegeta.

What, no Dagwood on the menu?

He’s competing with the Italian cannibal joint up the street. “When the moon’s in your eye like a big pizza pie, that’sa Murray”

Me ? I will have a hot PAM to go !

Did you want the 6 inch spotted dick or the 12 inch….we have it in the rear.