Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 26, 2015

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    clayusmcret Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Not for much longer.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 9 years ago

    I like the joke, but visual signals sent tower to tower would be faster and reach further/farther

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    gammaguy  over 9 years ago

    They misspelled “internest”.

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    pamlicorat  over 9 years ago

    I think the rubber band is to small-no range on that thing. What is Rodney 5 feet away.

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    phlash  over 9 years ago

    Go Wireless – Switch to trebuchet!

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    pschearer Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Quick, before the FCC goes all “net neutrality” on you. (We wouldn’t want the person who downloads seven movies a day to have to pay more than someone who checks email once a day. Or to have the movie-watcher have the option of paying more for faster downloads.)

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    Argy.Bargy2  over 9 years ago

    I’m with Congress on something, then (terrible thought). Can you ‘splain to those of us who really aren’t tech savvy?

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    Eventually you are gonna need to get a bigger pipe!

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    brklnbern  over 9 years ago

    Clever.

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    tired-one  over 9 years ago

    Electricity neutrality: your electric provider can’t mess about with your electricity.Net neutrality: Your internet service provider can’t decide not to let you visit gocomics.Perhaps a bit more complex than what I can say: The Federal Communications Commission today voted to enforce net neutrality rules that prevent Internet providers—including cellular carriers—from blocking or throttling traffic or giving priority to Web services in exchange for payment.

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    tired-one  over 9 years ago

    Edit: The issue is more complex than I can say, therefore a quote from the linked article.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 9 years ago

    “I’m not sure you quite understand what “net neutrality” really would be, but then, Congress does not either.”.Flat rate per time period for all the data desired is one way many call it. That is definitely the way pschearer was using it. If it cost a certain amount to provide service at the highest possible speed, that cost would be spread out among all users, even the ones who could have still used 1200 baud modems for their text only applications just the same as those who watch videos nonstop throughout the time period..net neu·tral·i·tynounthe principle that Internet service providers should enable access to all content and applications regardless of the source, and without favoring or blocking particular products or websites...It occurs to me that the term will only mean whatever Congress decides to make it mean. So it would not be that they don’t understand, just that they are stilly counting up bribes er, constituents’ feelings about the matter.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 9 years ago

    and then there is the thought about how to charge for usage if at all. I have AT$T MiFi with a flat rate for data up to 5 gigs per month and then $10/gig above that. I have devices which can use up that much data in a very short time.If everybody paid a flat $10/gig for all usage, those who used a gig per year would pay less than those who used 12 gig per second, but that would be neutral.

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