Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for January 13, 2017

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 8 years ago

    “Lucky Cow Frequent Eater Card!”

    Earn these great prizes.

    Preferred Customer Suspenders (Replace that ever shrinking belt!)

    Gold Star Customer Spandex suit! (Never outgrow your suit again!)

    Platinum Level Customer “Moo-Moo” (Do away with pants all together.)

    The SHOGGULU know no bounds as they fatten up the first humans to eventually reach their dinner tables.

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