F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 24, 2015

Well, mister, when is there ever a GOOD oily sludge?

“Yeah, it could be some leftover crud from the “Greasy Spoon Diner”…who doesn’t like a good crud fry, huh?”

indeed! they should take a taste to see…

The guys pouring the garbage into the water are the one drinking from their bottles of imported spring water.

We are only drawing from the deep pockets.This oily sludge will help the little people.Our models show that it will actually increase the waterways.

Make Mr. Suit drink a glass of it and ask him again.

Profiling the oily sludge, that’s so bad.

Here. Try some on your waffles.

i wish i had a nickel for every time someone uses the word “toxic.”

Hey it’s just like chocolate syrup. Yeah that the story I’m going with.

North Carolina Governor McCrory

Umm, guy in the suit, maybe one of the Koch brothers?

True! They would have rather used a light “remoulade sauce” for themselves, instead…

Am I the only one who thinks the sludge is flowing uphill?