Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for February 23, 2015
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Looks like we have a substitute teacher. My fantasy come true! Our real teacher lets us watch TV all day. Great! I'll turn on the history channel. So much for fantasy trumping reality.
If he’s a substitute teacher, he is probably already aware of the trick of kids trying to watch TV for class, and other such tricks. Substitute teaching really requires being on your game.
abbybookcase: In my day (and I suspect currently), there is little history in history classes either. Middle School: The Battle of Agincourt was in 1415. So? Never explained, just memorize it. High School: The Battle of Agincourt, on 25 October 1415 enabled the British to capture Normandy. Big deal, a generation later, the French under Jeanne d’Arc took it back. College: Don’t take history, it’s boring. .What should be taught is more like: In the Battle of Agincourt, during the Hundred Years War, they finally learned what they had missed in the largely dismounted battles at Poitier and Crecy – that the bowman determined battles more than the mounted knight. Bowmen were yeomen, independent farmers and artisans, while nobles were the only ones who could afford horses and armor. If commoners can defeat nobles, then they must be treated better. Thus we have the beginnings of free enterprise replacing feudalism; the long slow movement toward representative democracy (still unfinished). .We need more of James Burke (Connections, And the Universe Changed) which concentrate on the principle that until certain events happen, certain other ones cannot, and when the earlier ones do occur, it is only a matter of time when those dependent on them happen. Yet only those two of his works ever made it to television, and nothing similar has since.
Joe Cooker Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Although " Ice Road Truckers" & "Pawn Stars " don’t have a lot to do with history
UBBM Premium Member almost 10 years ago
History channel has lost all right to use the word.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Joke’s on him. There’s about as much history on the History Channel as there are music videos on MTV.
eolan59 almost 10 years ago
And watch Pawn Stars all day
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Agreed Mike.
abbybookcase almost 10 years ago
not too much history left there. some on the offshoots, mainly war war war.
celeconecca almost 10 years ago
be nice if there were history on the history channel
Zaristerex almost 10 years ago
If he’s a substitute teacher, he is probably already aware of the trick of kids trying to watch TV for class, and other such tricks. Substitute teaching really requires being on your game.
hippogriff almost 10 years ago
abbybookcase: In my day (and I suspect currently), there is little history in history classes either. Middle School: The Battle of Agincourt was in 1415. So? Never explained, just memorize it. High School: The Battle of Agincourt, on 25 October 1415 enabled the British to capture Normandy. Big deal, a generation later, the French under Jeanne d’Arc took it back. College: Don’t take history, it’s boring. .What should be taught is more like: In the Battle of Agincourt, during the Hundred Years War, they finally learned what they had missed in the largely dismounted battles at Poitier and Crecy – that the bowman determined battles more than the mounted knight. Bowmen were yeomen, independent farmers and artisans, while nobles were the only ones who could afford horses and armor. If commoners can defeat nobles, then they must be treated better. Thus we have the beginnings of free enterprise replacing feudalism; the long slow movement toward representative democracy (still unfinished). .We need more of James Burke (Connections, And the Universe Changed) which concentrate on the principle that until certain events happen, certain other ones cannot, and when the earlier ones do occur, it is only a matter of time when those dependent on them happen. Yet only those two of his works ever made it to television, and nothing similar has since.
abbybookcase almost 10 years ago
anything that makes history come alive. the lion in winter. selma. anything well done.
Hunter7 almost 10 years ago
School’s don’t get the actual History channel. They get a special feed. Just the facts.