The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 06, 2015
March 05, 2015
March 07, 2015
Transcript:
Earring on top: I know you think that boyfriend of yours is a stud, but that doesn't mean you have to run off and get married!
Earring on bottom: Mom, you aren't listening. We're going to A LOBE.
About a hundred years ago, I was dating a girl who lived with her grandmother, who was a bit deaf. When we announced we were going to the Creedence Clearwater Revival concert, grandma said it’s nice to see young people going to church on a Saturday night.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Like many a mother and daughter… they’re having earring difficulties.
boff0 almost 10 years ago
When they crossed into the wild west, they were the first ones to circle their wagon!!!
joe piglet Premium Member almost 10 years ago
There first girl will be a Neck Lass.
jk123 almost 10 years ago
they are not even lovers, just peers
Mopman almost 10 years ago
Ugh, that piercing voice of hers!
favm almost 10 years ago
The picture in the wall, is that where they used to hang around?
LingeeWhiz almost 10 years ago
At least he’ll get to be on top.
Fantom Premium Member almost 10 years ago
These puns are disturbingly eerie (earie)..
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 10 years ago
About a hundred years ago, I was dating a girl who lived with her grandmother, who was a bit deaf. When we announced we were going to the Creedence Clearwater Revival concert, grandma said it’s nice to see young people going to church on a Saturday night.
ZBicyclist Premium Member almost 10 years ago
It’s a tossup whether Scott or Pastis has the lamest pun today.