Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 15, 2015

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    alviebird  over 9 years ago

    @Gokie5,

    I left a late reply for you yesterday.

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 9 years ago

    The darn cat is dead, and schrodinger can stuff it.

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    I have some problems with Quantum Physics…First of all, at the sub atomic level the universe doesn’t play by the rules anymore and I find that rude….I barely understand the normal rules of physics in the big world….Another thing is it’s all just theory now….And there is no way to verify it….I can demonstrate how gravity works just by dropping a rock…How do I show how quarks work? The other thing is…..Well, I just don’t understand it, and that’s the biggest problem…

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    wcorvi  over 9 years ago

    This really misses the point. In the box is a radioactive nucleus, which when it decays, releases cyanide that would kill the cat. After one half-life, there is a 50-50 chance it has decayed. Without opening the box, we can’t know if it has happened or not. The point of the thought experiment is to relate a quantum event to the non-quantum world.

    According to traditional quantum theory (the Copenhagen interpretation), until the measurement is made for a given atom there is no way to tell whether it will have decayed or not. In fact, according to quantum physics, you have to treat the atom as if it is in a superposition of states – both decayed and not decayed.

    Hugh Everett’s postulate implies that the entire universe (being a single isolated system) continuously exists in a superposition of multiple states (the Many Worlds Interpretation). There is no point where the wavefunction ever collapses within the universe, because that would imply that some portion of the universe doesn’t follow the Schroedinger wavefunction.

    In either case, the cat is theoretical, and no cats were harmed in this thought experiment.

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    tudza2  over 9 years ago

    Hey Varnes, there are indeed many experiments that show quantum mechanics explains things pretty well. Not too hard to find with a simple search or two.

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    ibid Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Props for saying that it was designed to poke at the absurdity of some quantum mechanics ideas. Everyone forgets to include that the whole idea was that the experiment wasn’t intended to work.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 9 years ago

    The inhibitions of its times generated the bizarre cartoon image of a boxed cat with a nuclear decay triggered cyanide cartridge and made it acceptable. A more realistic analogy is copulation and conception. Is she or isn’t she and she is and she isn’t.

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    mr , b  over 9 years ago

    The experiment goes that the unknown of the health of the cat when it is in the box can be ALIVE an DEAD at the same time . Until the box is opened and the cat examined , we can have good an bad news , an proceed in an acceptable conclusion ,with both outcomes . ehhh The cats dead get another , from the science dept .

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    papago  over 9 years ago

    Schrodinger is on a road trip, when a cop pulls him over. The officer walks up and gets the okay to search the vehicle. He opens the trunk and asks, “did you know you’ve got a dead cat in the trunk?” Schrodinger says, “well, now we do.”

    No way of knowing until you know.

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    Francis Lapeyre Premium Member over 9 years ago

    http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/113/the-story-of-schroedingers-cat-an-epic-poem

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    rare appearance  over 9 years ago

    This is less science, and more philosophy. Whether or not we know it, the cat is deadly or it is alive. Comes down to the tree in the forest, or your sick relative living far away. Our knowledge of the facts doesn’t ’t change the the facts.

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    Get fuzzy 4527  over 9 years ago

    There is no Universe…or, there IS! It’s all a Construct because You and I Exist…or, Not!

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    cryptoengineer  over 9 years ago

    The two-slit experiment is more convincing proof of weirdness, in my mind – in it, light beam falls on two slits, and on the far side, the photons from the two slits interfere with each other to create a pattern on a piece of film. That seems fine until you turn down the intensity of the light. If you crank it down to the point where there’s only a single photon in the system at a time, you’d expect the pattern to vanish, since there’s no ‘other’ photon to interfere with. But that’s not what happens: the interference pattern remains. Quantum theory explains this by saying that the photon went both ways at once, and interfered with itself!

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    AliCom  over 9 years ago

    Someone has to report him to PETA.

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    ladylagomorph76  over 9 years ago

    Have you EVER tried to put cat in a box?

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    kd1sq Premium Member over 9 years ago

    QM is spooky, at best. The bothersome thing is that although it seems counterintuitive and very unlikely, practical/experimental applications of theory result in devices/results that work. That shows that we have at least part of it is right.. I suspect that we’ve have something interesting by the tail but we’re simply not interpreting it as correctly as we will in the future.

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    kapearlman  over 9 years ago

    I doubt that Schrodinger could keep a cat in box long enough for anything to decay, especially if he closed the lid. That would make the cat come out of the box, if not the radiation, in which case both Schrodinger and his cat would both be dead.

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    dzw3030  over 9 years ago

    I don’t care why our universe keeps grinding along as long as the handle keeps moving.

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    locake  over 9 years ago

    Anyone who would seal a cat in a box is a sicko.

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    MysteryCat  over 9 years ago

    No one has commented on the live cat on the sofa that appears to be playing (?) dead or merely sleeping?

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 9 years ago

    Gray, The Big Bang Theory is a great show. I can not imagine anyone not loving Sheldon.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 9 years ago

    NightG, you are assuming other universes both exist and are close. Could be, but no reason to do so.

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    Lomax9er7  over 9 years ago

    Check Ludwig’s pulse…

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 9 years ago

    Photosynthesis also works by quantum physicsTherefore the universe noticed it and used it long before we did.

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    pam Miner  over 9 years ago

    I never could figure how that was supposed to work.

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    Q4horse  over 9 years ago

    Everyone missed the joke. A sleeping cat is both dead to the world and yet still alive at the same time.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 9 years ago

    Night-Gaunt49 @cryptoengineer“Another interpretation says that it is activity between photons with very close nearby universes could explain the odd behavior.”.DavidHuieGreen said,“NightG, you are assuming other universes both exist and are close. Could be, but no reason to do so.”.Night-Gaunt49 said“No reason not to do so.”.Several reasons.Multiple assumptions to produce one explanation is philosophically frowned upon, Occam’s Razor and all that..Failure to show the assumptions actually WOULD produce the result..Insufficient contemplation of the implications involved. If every quantum possibility produced a separate universe for each solution, every radioactive atom would produce billions per second, since a decay could happen at any given time..The rest of the universe wouldn’t get the message instantly or else it WOULD. Either possibility yields results which mock the concept of close or parallel universes..And that’s just with atoms. Every photon, electron, positron, neutrino, whatever has a location quantumly uncertain..Too many variables for the simplistic parallel universe concept to be worthy of being an unsupported reasonable assumption.(No matter how much fun to contemplate.)

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    bryan42  almost 5 years ago

    Schrodinger was actually using the cat-in-box model to show other physicists the absurdity of the model they were using in their attempt to explain quantum mechanics to non-quantum physicists.

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    tomfromthe50s  about 3 years ago

    It wouldn’t have hurt to make the guy actually look like Erwin Schrodinger.

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