Look, she doesn’t have time to keep track of who all those men are who are standing between her legs screaming ‘push’. Maybe they’re doctors. Maybe they’re on shore leave. What’s important right now is finding that waitress with her next mai tai…
Actually heard a female comic use that on TV decades ago. Introduced herself by saying, “I’m single, I don’t have any kids…at least, none that I know of…”
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 9 years ago
Here’s the link to the original art.
Woody157 over 9 years ago
Isn’t that usually his line?
PICTO over 9 years ago
How drunk do you have to be to forget about going through labor?
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
She drinks to forget.
jrankin1959 over 9 years ago
The joke would be a lot funnier if it weren’t so accurate these days…
greenearthman over 9 years ago
Old joke. Funny, though.
klunker rider over 9 years ago
Unless you count her cats.
warjoski Premium Member over 9 years ago
Look, she doesn’t have time to keep track of who all those men are who are standing between her legs screaming ‘push’. Maybe they’re doctors. Maybe they’re on shore leave. What’s important right now is finding that waitress with her next mai tai…
coltish1 over 9 years ago
Steve Canyon in an early, forgettable phase.
WaitingMan over 9 years ago
No I don’t have any kids, but not for lack of trying.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 9 years ago
different planetsdifferent parents
Vet Premium Member over 9 years ago
Man, she is a hard…..drinker.
Calvins Brother over 9 years ago
Remember, you get your kids from a cabbage patch. And she’s not dressed for that.
K M over 9 years ago
Actually heard a female comic use that on TV decades ago. Introduced herself by saying, “I’m single, I don’t have any kids…at least, none that I know of…”