Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for March 10, 2015
March 09, 2015
March 11, 2015
Transcript:
How are you? Great. And how are you? Just okay. Sorry. Lack of consistent self-narrative. You failed the Turing test. What is 89291134786553 ti,es 12198699423517? Uh... Sorry. Lack of mental power. You have failed this robot test. Oh no. They failed the cyborg test.
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
Maybe it should be multiple choice.
gammaguy over 9 years ago
“Consistent self-narrative” is a trait shared by all humans? Gee, I guess I know a lot of non-humnas. (Or is that in-humans?)
emptc12 over 9 years ago
I have a purely human feeling that there will eventually be law groups that specialize in cases that involve Asimov’s Three Laws.
Mister Will over 9 years ago
Don’t worry kid, all parent’s have little arguments like this.
bookworm0812 over 9 years ago
The answer to the math problem is 1,089,235,714,445,902,825,943,566,901. I’ll break that down for you. It reads like this:
One octillion89 septillion235 sextillion714 quintillion445 quadrillion902 trillion825 billion943 million566 thousand901
Stephen Gilberg over 9 years ago
Interesting that the robot can sprout eyebrows.
Ida No over 9 years ago
Assimilate them all!Borg, borg, borg!
Pharmakeus Ubik over 9 years ago
Consistency of narrative is completely absent amongst the chattering class.