Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 28, 2015
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Rip Haywire: So what are you doing on this remote mountainside, Bub? Man: I came to hunt treasure, but instead I found only pants-staining terror! You sved me, so I'll give you some advice. If you know what's good for you... never go up there. Rip Haywire: Oh, c'mon, you're totally daring me to go up there. Man: What are you talking about? It's death to go up there, man! Certain gooey, sticky death! Rip Haywire: There you go again!
Phatts over 9 years ago
OK, Rip, do your duty and save the guy.Have your fun later.
Linda Solomon over 9 years ago
Gooey sticky death? Must be a boiling ocean of marshmallow creme. I’ll get the graham crackers and Hershey bars and be right with you Rip!
cdward over 9 years ago
Certain, gooey, sticky death? So what’s the catch?
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
You need to use a little reverse psychology on Rip if you want to get your point across, Pierre (or whoever you are).
johnrussco over 9 years ago
Humm … Makes me … well almost makes me want to go up there!
LordDogmore over 9 years ago
Now if ole Rip wants a REAL “adventure” he could move to Moore Oklahoma.During Tornado season.Never mind even Rip aint THAT crazy.
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 9 years ago
Why don’t cha just write him an invitation, mister?