The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 23, 2015

March madness? This is a full-out sprint.

Better move your tails, guys!Not to egg you on…but just remember:there’s only womb for one in the final berth.

They must be Petri-fied.

What an intriguing concept….ion….

Daddy’s fastest swimmer always wins!

Look for the one with the bouquet of flowers.

“Willy Mays, Joe Namath, Mickey Mantle”

March Madness childbirth?

This conception is just outrageous!

Yes, Frank. It’s going to be quite an exciting finish. And I think we can just see the the first Falopian tube coming into view. Wait! That doesn’t look like…. Oh my god! Stop the race!. It’s a uvula!

The sperm exists to fertilize the eggNo other use so don’t confuse the table with the legWhen philosophizing over the phylacteriesI’m minded of the bounce of ballish factoriesThe point is this: for mammal or crustaceanThe more sperm MADE, the greater the frustration

My first thought( before I read the caption) when I saw this toon was "what the heck was two circuit boards with wire clips/connections have to do with 2 sperms ?

Ironically, many urologists report an “uptick” in the number of scheduled vasectomies during the first week of the tournament. Evidently, this gives the patient an iron-clad excuse to park in front of the tube and binge on B-ball. Of course, it only works once…

all of y’all are laboring too hard on this. That’s more than everything I want to know

“A zygote is a gamete’s way of producing more gametes. This may be the purpose of the universe.”―Robert A. Heinlein