Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 23, 2015
Transcript:
Puck: It's time once again for the bi-monthly 2:00 am "Running of the Cats." Puck: The competitors are taking their places on the kitchen counter. AND THEY'RE OFF! Puck: Here's a look at the race route for viewers at home. Puck: A reminder: In order to qualify, each competitor must knock over a lamp. Man: Did you hear something break? Woman: Mmmph? Elvis: TO GLORY! Puck: Elvis is knocking over all the lamps! An interesting strategy... If Lupin doesn't get in there soon, this race is lost! Lupin: Thanks! Tommy: Water, friend? Elvis: NEVER! Tommy: GOOD LUCK! Puck: Puck here, beside the last remaining lamp-- Puck: MOTHER OF CAT! Puck: This concludes our race! Until next time, folks! Man: Why is Lupin all wet?
awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 10 years ago
“MOTHER OF CAT!”
Priceless!!
pam Miner almost 10 years ago
This cartoon is so small! I loved watching whose tail got poofy and when.Lupin has a tendency to get wet.Is he a turkish van?
funnies7 almost 10 years ago
Puffy Puck!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Teeny tiny cartoon today, But really funny and true.
Space_cat almost 10 years ago
Bi-Monthly? More like 3 shows a night, more when Roy feels a need to harass Poodle Boo..
saxie5 almost 10 years ago
My two cats race around the house as well and they don’t care who or what gets in their way!
Elizabeth C Premium Member almost 10 years ago
It took a while to find it, but the magnifying glass is in the frame with “Mother of Cat!” (second to last picture)
T_Lexi almost 10 years ago
And… they get a 10.0 from Tommy! Fabulous!
SallyLin almost 10 years ago
That was thrilling!!
triskadek almost 10 years ago
I click anywhere on the strip and it opens a large version…
Perkycat almost 10 years ago
Best race I’ve seen in a long time! The lamp breaking thing could get expensive.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) almost 10 years ago
I’ll join the chorus with the “bi-monthly” correction — we get kitty krazies twice a night, both Fido and O’Malley zooming hither and tither with poofy tails and wild eyes. Then it’s near-death sleep for 13 hours.
SunflowerGirl100 almost 10 years ago
On my computer, click on any panel and they all enlarge.
Question: There’s no screen on the window????
KayKayJam almost 10 years ago
I’m not a fan of cats (childhood trauma…a neighbour’s cat got into my bird cage and ate my budgies) but I do look forward to this comic strip
Vet Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Spartan Race……..in Cat style……..I got to remember that next time I compete….I keep forgetting to knock over things.
katina.cooper almost 10 years ago
I think Lupin won the race. That must be why Tommy has the sign in his paws.
deadheadzan almost 10 years ago
I give this comic a 10 !!! Just love the race togs and headbands.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 10 years ago
To get the best picture, click on the comic to enlarge it, then right click and “View Image”, then click on the image to enlarge it.
Spyderred almost 10 years ago
This is delightful, witty, and so on the spot. Those of us with more than one cat identify completely.
kattbailey almost 10 years ago
I believe it’s only the version with the required lamps that’s bi-monthly, and other variations with different requirements on other days. Or there would be no lamps left.
Red Ruffensor almost 10 years ago
This is why our cats sleep in the basement.
jopfef over 9 years ago
Sitting here and reading this, and guess what’s going on in the background??? LOL!!!
Linda Solomon over 9 years ago
Want a real treat? Add a male to two settled females. Even though all have been neutered, just the different personalities will give you quite a show! And the fun never ever stops!!
Transcription about 6 years ago
Puck: It’s time once again for the bi-monthly 2:00 am “Running of the Cats.”
The competitors are taking their places on the kitchen counter.
AND THEY’RE OFF!
Here’s a look at the race route for viewers at home.
[Chart shows START, KITCHEN, BATHROOM, LIVING ROOM, PEOPLE’S ROOM, SPARE ROOM, FINISH with a wild squiggly line connecting them]
Puck: A reminder: In order to qualify, each competitor must knock over a lamp.
Man: Did you hear something break?
Woman: Mmmph?
Elvis: TO GLORY!
Puck: Elvis is knocking over all the lamps! An interesting strategy… If Lupin doesn’t get in there soon, this race is lost!
Lupin: Thanks!
Tommy: Water, friend?
Elvis: NEVER!
Tommy: GOOD LUCK!
Puck: Puck here, beside the last remaining lamp -
MOTHER OF CAT!
This concludes our race! Until next time, folks!
Man: Why is Lupin all wet?
Tommy: [holds up card with 10.0]
RuinQueenofOblivion almost 6 years ago
This is totally unrealistic, cats run around like crazy way more than bi-monthly.
No free Heath care? almost 2 years ago
Does Georgia put her cats in suits? Like in real life?