Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 23, 2015
Transcript:
Puck: It's time once again for the bi-monthly 2:00 am "Running of the Cats." Puck: The competitors are taking their places on the kitchen counter. AND THEY'RE OFF! Puck: Here's a look at the race route for viewers at home. Puck: A reminder: In order to qualify, each competitor must knock over a lamp. Man: Did you hear something break? Woman: Mmmph? Elvis: TO GLORY! Puck: Elvis is knocking over all the lamps! An interesting strategy... If Lupin doesn't get in there soon, this race is lost! Lupin: Thanks! Tommy: Water, friend? Elvis: NEVER! Tommy: GOOD LUCK! Puck: Puck here, beside the last remaining lamp-- Puck: MOTHER OF CAT! Puck: This concludes our race! Until next time, folks! Man: Why is Lupin all wet?
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 9 years ago
“MOTHER OF CAT!”
Priceless!!
pam Miner over 9 years ago
This cartoon is so small! I loved watching whose tail got poofy and when.Lupin has a tendency to get wet.Is he a turkish van?
funnies7 over 9 years ago
Puffy Puck!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 9 years ago
Teeny tiny cartoon today, But really funny and true.
Space_cat over 9 years ago
Bi-Monthly? More like 3 shows a night, more when Roy feels a need to harass Poodle Boo..
saxie5 over 9 years ago
My two cats race around the house as well and they don’t care who or what gets in their way!
Elizabeth C Premium Member over 9 years ago
It took a while to find it, but the magnifying glass is in the frame with “Mother of Cat!” (second to last picture)
T_Lexi over 9 years ago
And… they get a 10.0 from Tommy! Fabulous!
SallyLin over 9 years ago
That was thrilling!!
triskadek over 9 years ago
I click anywhere on the strip and it opens a large version…
Perkycat over 9 years ago
Best race I’ve seen in a long time! The lamp breaking thing could get expensive.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) over 9 years ago
I’ll join the chorus with the “bi-monthly” correction — we get kitty krazies twice a night, both Fido and O’Malley zooming hither and tither with poofy tails and wild eyes. Then it’s near-death sleep for 13 hours.
SunflowerGirl100 over 9 years ago
On my computer, click on any panel and they all enlarge.
Question: There’s no screen on the window????
KayKayJam over 9 years ago
I’m not a fan of cats (childhood trauma…a neighbour’s cat got into my bird cage and ate my budgies) but I do look forward to this comic strip
Vet Premium Member over 9 years ago
Spartan Race……..in Cat style……..I got to remember that next time I compete….I keep forgetting to knock over things.
katina.cooper over 9 years ago
I think Lupin won the race. That must be why Tommy has the sign in his paws.
deadheadzan over 9 years ago
I give this comic a 10 !!! Just love the race togs and headbands.
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
To get the best picture, click on the comic to enlarge it, then right click and “View Image”, then click on the image to enlarge it.
Spyderred over 9 years ago
This is delightful, witty, and so on the spot. Those of us with more than one cat identify completely.
kattbailey over 9 years ago
I believe it’s only the version with the required lamps that’s bi-monthly, and other variations with different requirements on other days. Or there would be no lamps left.
Red Ruffensor over 9 years ago
This is why our cats sleep in the basement.
jopfef over 9 years ago
Sitting here and reading this, and guess what’s going on in the background??? LOL!!!
Linda Solomon over 9 years ago
Want a real treat? Add a male to two settled females. Even though all have been neutered, just the different personalities will give you quite a show! And the fun never ever stops!!
Transcription about 6 years ago
Puck: It’s time once again for the bi-monthly 2:00 am “Running of the Cats.”
The competitors are taking their places on the kitchen counter.
AND THEY’RE OFF!
Here’s a look at the race route for viewers at home.
[Chart shows START, KITCHEN, BATHROOM, LIVING ROOM, PEOPLE’S ROOM, SPARE ROOM, FINISH with a wild squiggly line connecting them]
Puck: A reminder: In order to qualify, each competitor must knock over a lamp.
Man: Did you hear something break?
Woman: Mmmph?
Elvis: TO GLORY!
Puck: Elvis is knocking over all the lamps! An interesting strategy… If Lupin doesn’t get in there soon, this race is lost!
Lupin: Thanks!
Tommy: Water, friend?
Elvis: NEVER!
Tommy: GOOD LUCK!
Puck: Puck here, beside the last remaining lamp -
MOTHER OF CAT!
This concludes our race! Until next time, folks!
Man: Why is Lupin all wet?
Tommy: [holds up card with 10.0]
RuinQueenofOblivion almost 6 years ago
This is totally unrealistic, cats run around like crazy way more than bi-monthly.
No free Heath care? almost 2 years ago
Does Georgia put her cats in suits? Like in real life?