Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 03, 2015

Carpe controlis:Seize the remote.

Somebody please beat up Rat.

Bye Bob. At least you chose a beautiful country to die in.

seize the day, but fasten your seat-belt!

that reminds me of an old Sindbad movie, where the catch phrase was, “Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel.”

Even couch potatoes need a safety line.

This whole escapade didn’t do any good.Bob was as angry as ever for the last two seconds.

Carpe Fritos!

better than being eaten by a giant monitor lizard..

Wow, has it really been six years since the last Angry Bob strip? Thanks for continuing this, this was always my favorite running gag!

Rat has scored today!Angry Bob’s story is a winner of a loser!Pig, get a hold of yourself! Not there.

Wacky coincidence! See today’s Rubes toon.http://www.gocomics.com/rubes

Hey y’all watch thiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssss!Thud.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy states: “There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. Its knack lies in learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss. … Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, that presents the difficulties.”

There’s an old saying I just made up “If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try bungee jumping”

he flew through the air with the greates of ease, have no strings to tie me down

Nice to see the return of Angry Bob.

Chuckles, the next strip I read is Rubes… a lemming bungee jumps and his rope breaks

He didn’t travel very far in his new life – only around 250 feet.

rat’s new book should be called ‘The 20 causes of death of Angry Bob’.

When is Danny Donkey going to make an appearance again?

On the bright side, he no longer has a fear of bungee jumping….

“don’t fence me in”

it is never the fall that kills you – or so i’ve been told – it is the sudden stop at the end.

“Allowing for air resistance”And let’s not forget the arms and legs flailing hopelessly about . . .

I now get the meaning of “Life’s too short”

xxx

Didn’t notice your comment on “Francis Macomber” before posting. I most likely had to teach that puppy at some point – could remember the vague outlines of the plot, but not the details. Had to Wikipedia it. Don’t recall what I asked the students to do, if I taught it as well as reading it.

I know, I was just going with his theme. I always joke that Carpe Diem was “Fish o’ the day”

Bob’s velocity was terminal when he hit the bottom, just a different kind of terminal.

Wait – this has been the first Angry Bob strip in years!

It depends…is Bob African or European?

I’m from New Zealand!

Bob’s back!

Let the day seize you.

Been a while