Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 31, 2015

The chap sitting in the overstuffed chair should be the first to walk

Time to see if that desk can float.

FYI, the distress flag should be on an orange or red background.(Perhaps it could be colored with the executive’s blood?)

Funny, I don’t see anyone else pulling their own weight… No oars or paddles? No sail? I don’t see a problem here.

From MST3K: Lost Continent – Crow: “I’m going to ask this once again, and it’s only for the sake of conversation, but what do you think is the tastiest part of the human body? Hands?”

Everyone gets a casting vote.

Nah, too much fat.You want lean muscle on them.

Seems to me that the end of the raft supporting the desk — along with its overweight occupant — would be low enough in the water to be jeopardizing all occupants of the raft.Time for a vote.

Better makes sure to exclude proxy votes.

I’d say the first to be voted out should be the captain, but he probably wouldn’t get into a life boat with the little people. He’s probably in a powered speedboat with his security detail, halfway to the nearest civilized shore.

What is the significance of the symbols on the flag?

If anyone cares, the flag on the raft is the Morse code symbol for the letter “N.”

Thank you, I was wondering!

The answer is obvious, but would only be viewed as mob mentality.

Yeah, time for some corporate downsizing.

Where is the ship’s crew? Did they already get over ruled? What of other passengers? Looks like that vessel is no skiff.

He will counter with an unilateral executive order.

It seems the only one who was prepared for the worst is the CEO. He’s got a desk, a drink, a suit, and he’s probably already called the Coast Guard on his satellite phone.

For the win. Well done.

“APPLAUDS”

“,,,,,,with RAFTCO’s orderly operation, while maintaining DESK Inc’s ongoing commitment to keeping the company afloat.”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You have missed your calling….. You have an amazing way with words. You should have been a writer. You would have been my favorite author.

Flag needs to be rotated so the square is above the ball. It should look like a squished exclamation point.

What does the flag say?

Eat the Rich

I checked it out. It means "The first is the International Code of Signals signal for “I am in distress and require immediate assistance,” the ICS code flags N and C (known as NOVEMBER and CHARLIE."

But how do you vote for Common Sense BEFORE you sacrifice it? Easier to just ignore it altogether, I suppose.

With my old eyes, it’s hard to tell if that isn’t old Rancid Veeblemiser sitting at that desk ???

If fat is energy, then I, sadly, am James Bay.-————James Bay? Isn’t that’s the southernmost part of Hudson Bay, in Ontario, Canada?

Just to be a contrarian: Has anyone defined ‘the greater good’ yet?

This reminds me of the Hitchcock gem “Lifeboat”

Push him off before he gets an upper hand!!!!

chromosome: N without .. ? Far more effective would be a radar reflector and just any old flag knotted on the lower outside corner.

chromosome: N without dah di dah dit ? Far more effective would be a radar reflector and just any old flag knotted on the lower outside corner.