Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 21, 2015

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    tripwire45  over 9 years ago

    Every politician ever, regardless of party affiliation.

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    cocavan11  over 9 years ago

    It should be “ten or fewer bribes,” but, since most elected officials in the U.S. speak English no better than 83% of the ignorant voters who elect them, “less” is a more accurate representation of our society.

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    Ubintold  over 9 years ago

    If Belfry really wants to make more efficient, he should cut his job. There, that’s better.

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    k9mac  over 9 years ago

    right on!

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    King_Shark  over 9 years ago

    @ Cavan: “Ten bribes or fewer” would be correct in English. However, Americanish is a different language with its own spelling (“color” or “meter” instead of colour and metre, for example), grammar (“visit with” instead of visit), nouns (“faucet” instead of tap) and so on. So for all I (as an English speaker) know, “ten bribes or less” is correct in Americanish.

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    “Obama pick up the check”?.You are joking, correct?

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    theorgandude  over 9 years ago

    Cash only bribes, in right lane. EZ pass for yearly contributors stay in left lane.

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    Andrew Needle Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Translator line should have been, “Direct deposit.”

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    gammaguy  over 9 years ago

    I would think that for more efficient corruption, the express land should be for 10 bribes or more. Fewer trips through the queue.

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